Written by Stixx

If there’s one thing about the SouthBest that I can attest to, it’s that its really warm. I’ve noticed that in such warm climates that it’s really hot. Anyone with me on that? Especially this desert bullshit. I was not properly warned before moving to the AXO Global Headquarters here in Arizona. State of the art medical facilities here at the compound, which is a bonus since Flash Justice runs around with a wet floor sign dropkicking everyone in sight. Back when he was Roadietussen, he and M-10 should have had a long run with the AXO World Tag Team Titles. But you know the Keep It Real Krew… they keeps it real fo YOU. Which means no-selling everything and breaking my right humerus. Which, let me tell you, was not funny. Sleeping sitting up for two weeks = bad times. Fucking Stabmaster Arson.
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wt-articlezThis is part two of a story about my return to dating after an epic length dry spell. You could pick up here and maybe follow along, but it would make more sense to go back and read part one. If you already have, please disregard.

Thank you,
-the management.

Kara stared at me, confusion and perhaps a little terror setting in. Asking a girl if she wants to meet your parents is an odd prospect in most instances. Asking on a first date while not wearing pants must have struck some primal, reptilian portion of her brain. She started to explain how… you know what? We should back up a little. [Continue...]

Shia & Bay arguing over where to lay out the kaboom.

The biggest movie event of the summer has came and went. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen exploded into the first place spot with the 2nd highest 5-day gross, tied The Dark Knight for the quickest to $200M, the highest opening for 2009 and claimed this weekend as the 4th highest grossing weekend of all the times. Top 10 and goodies to follow. [Continue...]

4Written by Scotsman

The members of the No Pants Provided forums worked together on Saturday, June 27 to bring this article to you. Members would take their camera with them wherever they went, then snap pictures of their day, to share with everyone.

Scotsmans day is in this post, and you can read about everyone elses photoblog day by either visiting the forums, or reading the comments of this article. With that, let’s find out the question everyone is aching to know…

HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

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wt-articlezHi, I’m WT. I’ve been a member of the NPP community for years now, and in that much time you share a lot with people. For me, it’s always been the stories of my life. It’s something the people of No Pants Provided have sort of come to count on. Birds fly. Fish Swim. WT Does Stupid Shit Then Posts About It. So when, after a two and a half year run of no real romantic interaction to speak of, I announced that I was going on a date, things quickly escalated. And that’s where we find ourselves now. [Continue...]