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Scotsman
11-05-2009, 06:15 PM
The forums appear to be running super fast for me, but I keep getting a ton of connection errors in my inbox. Just wondering if it's shit from the old server possibly. Let me know if you are experiencing problems, any downtime etc

Osiris
11-05-2009, 06:16 PM
I got one bad database link but upon retry worked fine.

Also, Mousehole is still here.

Mousehole
11-05-2009, 06:17 PM
I had the same as grumbleguts.

Sir John Fashanu
11-05-2009, 06:18 PM
I go back to the old server quite a lot. I cleared my cookies and cache and shit, logged out, marked forums read, anything else I need to do?

Osiris
11-05-2009, 06:20 PM
Throw acid in cheekbone's face.

Mousehole
11-05-2009, 06:20 PM
Not one of your worst ideas

Osiris
11-05-2009, 06:23 PM
Probably help him out actually. Burn of some of the deformities. Even out the blotchiness.

Scotsman
11-05-2009, 06:26 PM
I go back to the old server quite a lot. I cleared my cookies and cache and shit, logged out, marked forums read, anything else I need to do?

Try start/run, "cmd", then at the command prompt type "ipconfig /flushdns" without the quotes.

Anyway in regard to the errors we'll wait till I am back, and I turn off the old server and we see what happens then.

shanon
11-05-2009, 06:29 PM
The stores broken, but you know that already.

PeteMossMossMoss
11-06-2009, 01:15 AM
This is happening quite often now.

PeteMossMossMoss
11-06-2009, 01:54 AM
Some avatars aren't showing up for me either... :confused:

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj205/PeterJMoss/avatars-1.jpg

Ormie
11-06-2009, 03:11 AM
That database error seems to be happening a lot more frequently than earlier today.

Slappy
11-06-2009, 07:14 AM
I can still read Ormie's posts.
Posted via Mobile Device

Mousehole
11-06-2009, 08:49 AM
That's a copy of the joke in post number 2. However I'm far more valuable to the forums than Ormie so at least yours is more accurate.

Guapo77
11-06-2009, 09:12 AM
I AM GETTING DATABASE ERRORS WHEN I CLICK ON POSTS FROM THE MAIN PAGE

I THINK THE FORUMS ARE GOING TO EXPLODE

shanon
11-06-2009, 09:15 AM
database errors x1 million.

Also there is an excess of MouseHole posts.

Lucas
11-06-2009, 09:44 AM
Also lots of database errors.

Guapo77
11-06-2009, 10:06 AM
I think NPP couldn't take the heavy burden of mousehole posts and it is started to collapse onto itself

Mousehole
11-06-2009, 10:18 AM
You've got more than me.

Slappy
11-06-2009, 10:43 AM
That's a copy of the joke in post number 2. However I'm far more valuable to the forums than Ormie so at least yours is more accurate.

debatable, Ormie's a mod!

Osiris
11-06-2009, 10:48 AM
Mousehole lives in a dream world.

Mousehole
11-06-2009, 11:00 AM
That's a copy of the joke in post number 2. However I'm far more valuable to the forums than Ormie so at least yours is more accurate.

debatable, Ormie's a mod!

Anyone can be a mod. Anyone can be a better one than Ormie.

Slappy
11-06-2009, 11:13 AM
Breaking newz: Ormie buys at the store a Username change - Ormie becomes Anyone !!!1

Sir John Fashanu
11-06-2009, 12:39 PM
few hundred datebase errors

and i'm still seeing don majkowski posts :gahlint:

Osiris
11-06-2009, 12:49 PM
Yeah, its getting worse.

n00b
11-06-2009, 01:10 PM
Lots of Database Errors.

And I can still see lots of posts about Database Errors.

buckdiddy
11-06-2009, 01:20 PM
Lots of Database Errors.

And I can still see lots of posts about horse shit.

Simon Mac
11-06-2009, 02:22 PM
Lots of Database Errors.

I can still see the dead unicorns.

Shaolin
11-06-2009, 03:09 PM
The database errors are deeing me head in, sort it out.

Ormie
11-06-2009, 04:02 PM
And now I'm having the avatar errors PeteMoss mentioned...or DID PETEMOSS CREATE THESE ERRORS?

NippleAppleCrap
11-06-2009, 04:15 PM
Fuck Pete Moss.

n00b
11-06-2009, 04:17 PM
More like Pete Cunt.

Shaft
11-06-2009, 04:23 PM
My bookmark in Firefox for NPP has decided that this site is now called "Database Error". :simonmacgoeswhoo:

EDIT: Awesomely I got three Database Errors trying to make this post.

Boner
11-06-2009, 04:27 PM
It's around that time that the forums change names anyway. Database Error it is!

ScotsMobile
11-06-2009, 05:24 PM
Server issues should be fixed as of now altho will continue to monitor
Posted via Mobile Device

Mousehole
11-06-2009, 05:33 PM
Instantly? or will it take a few hours to work through?

Lucas
11-06-2009, 05:45 PM
OH MY LORD THE DATABASE ERRORS!

Quick Lacq! Make Scots more money so he can fix the forums!

Lucas
11-06-2009, 05:46 PM
YEAH!

Shaolin
11-06-2009, 05:54 PM
Can u make it so all the people I dislike disappear permanently, ta.

Boner
11-07-2009, 01:54 AM
DATABASE ERRORS ARE STILL RUNNING WILD

Hun
11-07-2009, 07:05 AM
I appear to be having some kind of difficulty with the database.

Mousehole
11-07-2009, 07:13 AM
and someone's posts are still here?

Hun
11-07-2009, 08:09 AM
lots of people's posts.

Sir John Fashanu
11-07-2009, 08:29 AM
wait, scotsman gets an email every time there's a DB error?

:uh oh uh oh:

Mousehole
11-07-2009, 08:35 AM
That's gonna be one full inbox.

Kendergardener
11-07-2009, 09:25 AM
Lots o' Database Errors

Marky Mark
11-07-2009, 11:39 AM
Hey its Scots - yes, I get an e-mail on every database error :( I'm in the middle of clearing my inbox of 1200+ e-mails right now wheee. I've contacted the hosts about it again, so hopefully they will get it fixed fucking soon.

Shaolin
11-07-2009, 12:26 PM
Everyone click refresh loads so he gets millions of e-mails for all da problemz.

PeteMossMossMoss
11-07-2009, 02:30 PM
FUCK YOU DATABASE!

Sir John Fashanu
11-07-2009, 03:53 PM
how many of the 1200 emails were caused by drew :disabledglint:

PeteMossMossMoss
11-07-2009, 03:55 PM
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f2/Redwood39/smiley_with_thumbs_up.gif

Guapo77
11-07-2009, 03:57 PM
OMG MARKY MARK IS SCOTSMAN'S GIMMICK ACCOUNT

Mousehole
11-07-2009, 04:21 PM
how many of the 1200 emails were caused by drew :disabledglint:

937

Sir John Fashanu
11-07-2009, 04:24 PM
sometimes if you click refresh it still doesn't work. if you click on it like 4 or 5 times in a second though it gets results

robelgordo
11-07-2009, 06:14 PM
Anyone mentioned databse errors yet?

Hun
11-07-2009, 06:20 PM
you not read, boy?

buckdiddy
11-07-2009, 06:33 PM
Works fine if you go mobile.
Posted via Mobile Device

Hun
11-07-2009, 06:34 PM
Actually, on my phone, when I try and open threads (well over 70%), the don't open and go to some 404 type thing. Been like that for ages, to be fair.

robelgordo
11-07-2009, 07:26 PM
The only good thing with these database errors is that it's filling Scots inbox with shite.

Somebody e-mail me @ rob_elgordo@hotmail.com when the forums work properly again. I'll give you 5,000 panties. Cheers.

Hun
11-07-2009, 07:27 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ IGNORE THE ABOVE POST ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

shanon
11-07-2009, 07:43 PM
I'm getting database errors, and cheekbone/guapo don't have avatars.

Don't see any Pete Moss posts though. :(

Hun
11-07-2009, 07:46 PM
not missing much, what with Moss being a fudd.

Mousehole
11-08-2009, 03:46 PM
It may be fixed

buckdiddy
11-08-2009, 03:58 PM
Nope.

Mousehole
11-08-2009, 03:59 PM
Yeah I was being optimistic.

ScotsMobile
11-08-2009, 04:01 PM
We know the problem once I get back from edmonton I will fix it that will be tuesday sorry about this :(
Posted via Mobile Device

Sir John Fashanu
11-08-2009, 04:52 PM
don't worry you do a great job putting your time and effort and doguh into this site and i know you don't want hero worshipping but thankyou scotsman

Mousehole
11-08-2009, 04:53 PM
besides the size of his inbox makes it a fair trade.

GT
11-08-2009, 05:35 PM
We know the problem once I get back from edmonton I will fix it that will be tuesday sorry about this :(
Posted via Mobile Device

No problem. This is aggravating far more people than anything I could buy in the store possibly could, so it's like a freebie for me :superfantastic:

Lucas
11-08-2009, 06:37 PM
don't worry you do a great job putting your time and effort and doguh into this site and i know you don't want hero worshipping but thankyou scotsman

Get his dick out yo mouth, you fag.

anarchyutd
11-08-2009, 09:24 PM
Same thing as Shanon with the Database Error messages

Guapo77
11-09-2009, 08:28 AM
Good thing it is only you and shanon!

whew!

shanon
11-09-2009, 12:37 PM
lulz

I'm getting less database errors now, but I'm also seeing less new guapo posts. :(

Mousehole
11-09-2009, 12:46 PM
win win

robelgordo
11-09-2009, 03:41 PM
Boards are like crack innit

Simon Mac
11-09-2009, 03:48 PM
bender is RLB

robelgordo
11-09-2009, 04:06 PM
Aye I'm posting from my Maxima now and I've got a small child locked in the boot.

Sir John Fashanu
11-09-2009, 04:07 PM
You can't say aye.

Osiris
11-09-2009, 04:18 PM
I thought it was Rollin' Like Bosco.

Mousehole
11-09-2009, 04:22 PM
None of your assumptions are in the least bit entertaining or relevant.

robelgordo
11-09-2009, 05:15 PM
You can't say aye.

Been typing it for years.

buckdiddy
11-09-2009, 05:18 PM
Aye.

ScotsMobile
11-09-2009, 06:21 PM
It may be fixed now
Posted via Mobile Device

Hockeyrama
11-09-2009, 11:02 PM
Threads with new posts aren't indicated. Not sure what's up with that.

shanon
11-09-2009, 11:29 PM
insert whitty response used to provoke nontopical banter here.

NippleAppleCrap
11-10-2009, 01:32 AM
whitty

Guapo77
11-10-2009, 08:38 AM
banter

Slappy
11-10-2009, 08:41 AM
FAT MESS

Kendergardener
11-17-2009, 08:24 PM
Is there a way that I can put the GB&NI forum on ignore?

Mousehole
11-17-2009, 08:29 PM
:hrh:

It's in options in the CP. Can't think why you'd want to do it though.

shanon
11-17-2009, 08:53 PM
problems with forums: Constantly telling me I'm not signed in then going to a page and finding myself signed in.

All threads are marked as unread, even though i've read the vast majority of them.

Got some weird pop up ad but since this isn't my computer i doubt it was this sites fault.

Too many posts from flagarant homosexuals known welshers and anally fixated adults.

shanon
11-17-2009, 08:56 PM
Also too many missing avatars for the most part i'm getting big white boxes instead of avs.