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Sir John Fashanu
05-09-2010, 12:33 PM
I thought you were joking. 50,000 pants, Blackburn finish higher than Portsmouth. Make a counter offer, I'll save up all season.


I don't think I could save that many. I'll say 25k


DUNN


Poof.


give me a 40 point headstart and i'll fucking have you and man united for 25grand aswell


scared


I'll give you fucken 45 points dickhead.


hoho come on then


Blackburn are gonna be harsh AIDS and will be lucky to get 30 points.

Clueless mug 1 and clueless mug 2, where's me fucking fake money? Good to see cheekbone's tough man act backfires as I win his challenge by 10 fucking points. 40 was enough never mind 45.

Shaolin
05-09-2010, 01:15 PM
Haha you fag this must have been 6 months ago, why are ye remembering this shite?

Shaolin
05-09-2010, 01:18 PM
That said get it so I can donate the monies again and i'll pay you all I've got then the rest when I get it. I'm a man of my word.

Mousehole
05-09-2010, 03:01 PM
You'll only blow it at the casino inside twenty minutes.

robelgordo
05-09-2010, 04:22 PM
Well done Tucho.

Slappy
05-10-2010, 04:21 AM
who be 78? Lulz
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Sir John Fashanu
05-10-2010, 11:18 AM
pay me, WELSHERS

we don't want this to go to NPP court

Slappy
05-10-2010, 01:19 PM
Im a man of my word.
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PCC
05-10-2010, 01:58 PM
If we're on the subject of ROTWeiler welchers, Taff still owes me 6 months worth of pantaloonies for that manbooba "tribute" video.

All I know is that if I promised someone all my pantaloonies and didn't deliver, these boards would have a field day. Not at the "write a serious PM to scots" portion of my annoyance yet, but I'd like my fake money.

Taff
05-10-2010, 02:02 PM
i didnt consider it a parody video

PCC
05-10-2010, 02:04 PM
PCC - if you make a parody version of this video I will give you all my pantaloonies for the next 6 months.

Considering I once lost all my pantaloonies for eating a Snickers, I think it's more than fair I'm somehow compensated.

Taff
05-10-2010, 02:13 PM
boobas video was comedy gold without even trying, I didnt even watch to the end of yours.

Mousehole
05-10-2010, 02:14 PM
You get no rep points for winding PCC up.

PCC
05-10-2010, 02:17 PM
Doesn't matter. You offered payment for services, the services were rendered, and you refused payment. I wasted my time making that video because I thought compensation was due.

There should be a boardwide punishment for welching on bets. I lost 50,000 because I ate a Snickers bar, I think it's only fair that if Taff isn't going to be punished for bet welching, I should get that back.

Real tempted to give Taff a "BET WELCHER" avatar for a month or so.

Taff
05-10-2010, 02:18 PM
Doesn't matter. You offered payment for services, the services were rendered, and you refused payment.

There should be a boardwide punishment for welching on bets. I lost 50,000 because I ate a Snickers bar, I think it's only fair that if Taff isn't going to be punished for bet welching, I should get that back.

Real tempted to give Taff a "BET WELCHER" avatar for a month or so.

I didnt make a bet?

I offered you money for a service, I wasnt happy with the service given so I refused payment.

You can buy me an avatar if you want tho

Sir John Fashanu
05-10-2010, 02:19 PM
haha don't use the snickers bar debacle in your defense

Mousehole
05-10-2010, 02:20 PM
There should be a boardwide punishment for welching on bets. I lost 50,000 because I ate a Snickers bar, I think it's only fair that if Taff isn't going to be punished for bet welching, I should get that back.

Give it up man, you won't win this one.

PCC
05-10-2010, 02:23 PM
You can't call a plumber, have him come over and fix your toilet, and then go "I don't like the way you fixed the toilet. I'm not paying you anything."

Capitalism simply doesn't work like that. You purchase services, you pay. Simple as that.

Mousehole
05-10-2010, 02:26 PM
and I'm out

Boner
05-10-2010, 02:27 PM
I don't remember the details of the Snickers debacle. Thread link plz.

PCC
05-10-2010, 02:30 PM
http://www.nopantsprovided.com/forum/npp-kangaroo-court-hamass-vs-shanon-t9308.html?highlight=snickers

Here ya go, Bonez. Not my finest hour :( but important evidence that Taff should compensate me.

Taff
05-10-2010, 02:30 PM
You can't call a plumber, have him come over and fix your toilet, and then go "I don't like the way you fixed the toilet. I'm not paying you anything."

Capitalism simply doesn't work like that. You purchase services, you pay. Simple as that.

you didnt fix my toilet properly, you just put a bit of sticky tape over the hole in the pipes and declared it fixed because it didnt leek anmore

needless to say i wont be paying and nextr time will call a different plumber

Scotsman
05-10-2010, 02:34 PM
Does anyone have any advice as to the best way to welch on the bets I made in the EPL Pickem thread? Feel free to use plumber analogies to make it clearer.

PCC
05-10-2010, 02:37 PM
Scots, I'd really like to take this case in front of Judge Frost.

Maybe Judge Brando if frost isn't available. Judge Ormie as a last resort. Emphesis on "last".

Taff
05-10-2010, 02:39 PM
you woulda been alright as you originally put anyone who misses a week was fucked but then you got cocky and disregarded that a few posts later

maybe you could stipulate it wasnt american or canadian dollars, but like zimbabwean dollars or some third world country like uraguays currency.

maybe you could be like the dodgy plumber who takes money upfront then fucks off when its time for him to do the work

Taff
05-10-2010, 02:39 PM
Scots, I'd really like to take this case in front of Judge Frost.

Maybe Judge Brando if frost isn't available. Judge Ormie as a last resort. Emphesis on "last".

lololol

PCC
05-10-2010, 02:52 PM
I hate double-standards.

Taff
05-10-2010, 02:54 PM
What is parody?

Parody is also known as a send up, or a spoof that usually involves either humour, satire or ironic interpretation.
<o>
</o>There have been many great parody videos in the past, with shows like Saturday Night Live becoming famous for mocking films, tv shows, celebrities or musicians with their comedic send ups, like the following hilarious parody of Insane Clown Posses song “Miracles”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGbdomlBnJM

Roman writers called a parody a imitation of a poet by another for humorous effect. The Oxford English Dictionary, for example, defines parody as imitation "turned as to produce a ridiculous effect"

Basically, we can all agree that parodys are funny.

I offered PorkChopCunt (hereafter refered to as PCC) all of the pantaloonies I earned for 6 months if he made a parody version of Manboobs hilarious for the wrong reasons video.

I had high hopes. While I’m not a fan of PCC, I figured with the material on offer he could make a hilarious video, then I would pay up and much lols would be had.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekLUxXBz-ec

I was wrong.

A 2 minute video where PCC makes some weak fat jokes, eats a turkey and mustard bagel and reads a Simpsons quote.
Is this video a funny version of the original video? No. Therefore it is not a parody, and I refuse to pay. If people really think its funny I would be happy to pay.


:hitchiker:

Mousehole
05-10-2010, 02:57 PM
I think it's fucking hilarious.

Pay him you cunt.

Shaolin
05-10-2010, 03:01 PM
Its always good when someone comes in and makes a thread all about themselves, deflecting the heat off me.

Shaolin
05-10-2010, 03:01 PM
Not that the heat was anything more than lukewarm anyhow.

PCC
05-10-2010, 03:02 PM
The original is Manbooba eating a double-down and reading Simpsons quotes. Not the richest source material buddy.

Sorry if my parody wasn't the same quality as network television like SNL. I'm gonna ask Kender to write a song for me and then refuse to pay because it wasn't recorded in a studio.

Taff
05-10-2010, 03:02 PM
I think it's fucking hilarious.

Pay him you cunt.


what bit was your favourite part, which part did you find funniest

Taff
05-10-2010, 03:03 PM
The original is Manbooba eating a double-down and reading Simpsons quotes. Not the richest source material buddy.

Sorry if my parody wasn't the same quality as network television like SNL. I'm gonna ask Kender to write a song for me and then refuse to pay because it wasn't recorded in a studio.

u mad

GT
05-10-2010, 03:04 PM
So Hammy didn't even eat something that resembled a doubledown for his parody? Weak...

PCC
05-10-2010, 03:07 PM
I wasn't going to leave my apartment, drive to KFC, spend however much a Double-Down costs, and drive back to record the video. I have no desire to eat a double-down or to spend real money on it. Especially if the one who commissioned the video refuses to pay a single pantaloony.

Taff, once again, the source material is of a fat guy eating fast food and reading Simpsons quotes. What more could be done to make a suitable parody?

Taff
05-10-2010, 03:11 PM
Humour.

Mousehole
05-10-2010, 03:11 PM
I think it's fucking hilarious.

Pay him you cunt.


what bit was your favourite part, which part did you find funniest

All of it.

Pay him.

Taff
05-10-2010, 03:13 PM
drew try harder please

Mousehole
05-10-2010, 03:15 PM
I think it's funny. I'm a person. One more and that's "people"

PCC
05-10-2010, 03:16 PM
lol

"nobody finds in funny!"
"I do"
"you don't count!"

Taff
05-10-2010, 03:37 PM
lol

"nobody finds in funny!"
"I do"
"you don't count!"

wow fake quotes

PCC
05-10-2010, 03:47 PM
If people really think its funny I would be happy to pay.


I think it's fucking hilarious.

Pay him you cunt.


drew try harder please

:pulledaboner:

Scotsman
05-10-2010, 04:06 PM
I'd like to take this up with judge frost but I am unsure here - we don't have the source material anymore which is a key part of the evidence. Anyone save it by any chance?

Taff
05-10-2010, 04:13 PM
I hope so. Without it there is no case!

Plus it'll mean frost has to watch it

robelgordo
05-10-2010, 04:36 PM
Paint my chicken coop!

Did you ever say you wanted a good parody? Pay him. If Ossie or PCC were ducking like this there would be board meltdowns.

PCC
05-10-2010, 04:36 PM
Worry not, It's still on my computer.

Taff
05-10-2010, 04:40 PM
Paint my chicken coop!

Did you ever say you wanted a good parody? Pay him. If Ossie or PCC were ducking like this there would be board meltdowns.

a parody involves humour, there is no humour in that video

suprised that bender would be sticking up for PCC, could it be because hes been dealt a slicing and a dicing?

Scotsman
05-10-2010, 04:41 PM
bender shouldn't you be too busy playing Kung Fu Panda and King Kong to offer an opinion? Twat.


Worry not, It's still on my computer.

There's a way to upload it on Youtube but not have it public right? And you just give the URL to friends or something like that? Can you do that then PM me the URL so I can show it to frost? He says he will be available tomorrow to take this case.

Taff
05-10-2010, 04:43 PM
lol benders trolling in the mod forum as well now.

Taff
05-10-2010, 04:44 PM
also "waaaa i dont get my internet monies i want to go to judge frost", brilliant

Ive made my case, look forward to pccs

Guapo77
05-10-2010, 04:44 PM
I think the board gets 3% worse everytime PCC has a controversy with panties

robelgordo
05-10-2010, 04:52 PM
Paint my chicken coop!

Did you ever say you wanted a good parody? Pay him. If Ossie or PCC were ducking like this there would be board meltdowns.

a parody involves humour, there is no humour in that video

suprised that bender would be sticking up for PCC, could it be because hes been dealt a slicing and a dicing?

No, because you're being a little bitch about this. Hole said it was funny. In the original thread I'm sure a few other people praised it. Pay the man.

My trolling in the mod forum was pointing out Scots said he was logging off and would do something tomorrow, only to still be posting hours later. Wow I'm out of control.

Taff whole schtick is he's too witless to make clever retorts so he resorts to lying. He's a useless turd.

Only difference between him and Juice these days is he's a suckhole to the boss so gets away with his dumb shit.

Now that's trolling. You stupid fuck. I'm done (off the work). Please mention how this is more proof I'm seething.

Taff
05-10-2010, 04:55 PM
hahahahahaa

Scotsman
05-10-2010, 04:56 PM
Please mention how this is more proof I'm seething.

Beautiful. Legit spat my tea out at this line. Can just picture him going on this huge rant, then calmly spitting out that line. Best clowning in a long time - great job Taff.

Taff
05-10-2010, 05:00 PM
No, because you're being a little bitch about this. Hole said it was funny. In the original thread I'm sure a few other people praised it. Pay the man.

You're wrong about this by the way

The only comments I can see



That is terrible


I hate Hamass. If there's any way to be less funny than that, I'd like to see it.

Buck also calls PCC gay, and PeteMoss says both videos are disturbing

Taff
05-10-2010, 05:01 PM
Please mention how this is more proof I'm seething.

Beautiful. Legit spat my tea out at this line. Can just picture him going on this huge rant, then calmly spitting out that line. Best clowning in a long time - great job Taff.

I cant really take all the credit

Guapo77
05-10-2010, 05:02 PM
Hole said it was funny?

Look I know Hole posts a lot but since when does his opinion all of a sudden became THE VOICE OF NPP

Scotsman
05-10-2010, 05:03 PM
Bender really clutching at straws here. Obv trying to get Hole involved to back him up. Even Hole isn't jumping in on that pathetic bandwagon.

Taff
05-10-2010, 05:05 PM
Hole usually backs the underdog and he had a weak try at a wind up earlier so I expect him back soon, fully refreshed hoping to get a good bit of banter going

Taff
05-10-2010, 05:05 PM
also Judge Brando, lol, seriously PCC?

Guapo77
05-10-2010, 05:13 PM
I feel like bender is going to get tired and will "quit" the boards soon

he sort of has been getting ZIMA'd quite a bit lately

Taff
05-10-2010, 05:15 PM
Gonna need Holes confirmation on benders zima status in order for it to be confirmed or denied

PCC
05-10-2010, 05:50 PM
Worry not, It's still on my computer.

There's a way to upload it on Youtube but not have it public right? And you just give the URL to friends or something like that? Can you do that then PM me the URL so I can show it to frost? He says he will be available tomorrow to take this case.

Sure thing

PeteMossMossMoss
05-10-2010, 06:06 PM
Taff's a wanker and if Bender quits the boards due to him I will stab him.

Also Taff should pay but he's going with his 'king of the wind-up' routine that is about as funny as stubbing your toe.

Kendergardener
05-10-2010, 06:10 PM
Give it up Hammy. The Welshman is welching and no amount of fake legal procedure is going to change that.

Boner
05-10-2010, 06:12 PM
Can't believe people take Taff seriously.

Boner
05-10-2010, 06:13 PM
Poor Man's Juices was a good description btw.

PCC
05-10-2010, 06:28 PM
I found it just fine on my youtube account:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekLUxXBz-ec

Scotsman
05-10-2010, 06:31 PM
I mean the actual booba video.

Boner
05-10-2010, 06:34 PM
Sigh. Holywood insider doesn't understand what source material means. He'll never make it now.

PeteMossMossMoss
05-10-2010, 06:38 PM
95% chance Frost sides with Taff to keep the wind-up going.

Taff
05-10-2010, 06:40 PM
Taff's a wanker and if Bender quits the boards due to him I will stab him.

Also Taff should pay but he's going with his 'king of the wind-up' routine that is about as funny as stubbing your toe.

If bender quits the board because of a few gamerscore jokes hes a bit of a fanny tbf

Im not king of wind up, thats drew.

Taff
05-10-2010, 06:43 PM
95% chance Frost sides with Taff to keep the wind-up going.

If I win the case I will donate my pantaloonies to bender for 6 months as a peace offering

Scotsman
05-10-2010, 06:46 PM
No, because you're being a little bitch about this. Hole said it was funny. In the original thread I'm sure a few other people praised it. Pay the man.

My trolling in the mod forum was pointing out Scots said he was logging off and would do something tomorrow, only to still be posting hours later. Wow I'm out of control.

Taff whole schtick is he's too witless to make clever retorts so he resorts to lying. He's a useless turd.

Only difference between him and Juice these days is he's a suckhole to the boss so gets away with his dumb shit.

Now that's trolling. You stupid fuck. I'm done (off the work). Please mention how this is more proof I'm seething.

Still funny hours later.

Taff
05-10-2010, 06:46 PM
Can't believe people take Taff seriously.

You expect me to take PCC whining about fake money seriously?

Boner
05-10-2010, 06:47 PM
Was more a knock on everyone else, wasn't it? Bit defensive.

Taff
05-10-2010, 06:57 PM
was meant to say "They" not "you"

Its late.

Ormie
05-10-2010, 07:55 PM
Judge Ormie as a last resort. Emphesis on "last".

Joke's on you, I would have found in your favour.


Parody is also known as a send up, or a spoof that usually involves either humour, satire or ironic interpretation.

Taff's own provided definition proves it doesn't have to be humourous, satirical or ironic.

Since "funny" is subjective and varies from person to person (for example, there's a few that actually think I'M not funny!) one person's opinion can't be used in court. Unlike plumbing, there's not professional or unbiased standards that can be applied.

If level of humour was important, Taff should have included a clause on a lulz quality requirement. PCC's video mocks the source in a method intended to be humorous, this fitting any reasonable definition of "parody".

Boner
05-10-2010, 08:06 PM
Ormie forcing his way in trying to play judge, shocking.

Ormie
05-10-2010, 08:13 PM
Sorry to interupt the Scots/Taff DP.

Lucas
05-10-2010, 11:31 PM
If anybody knows funny, it's Ormie.

Also, the boards suck lately because of Taff and Hun.

Skooch
05-11-2010, 12:07 AM
I don't know why more people don't have Taff/Tucho on Ignore. My Internet Experience has been tremendous lately without seeing his constant posts and mentions of me. Bender reminds me a lot of Oscar on The Office, not in that Bender's gay (if you are that's cool buddy) but in the way that he seems like the most real person here in a community of insanity and idiocy. And occasionally Scotsman is MichaelScots laughing at everything his idiot friend TaffPacker says.

tron
05-11-2010, 12:37 AM
http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr217/Sino21/ThisThreadDelivers.gif

Nibbles
05-11-2010, 12:42 AM
Taff clearly in the wrong here, said he'd pay for a parody video, got a parody video, refuses to pay.

NippleAppleCrap
05-11-2010, 01:15 AM
http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr217/Sino21/ThisThreadDelivers.gif

QFT

Great thread.

Shaolin
05-11-2010, 01:18 AM
Taffs a chump? Its not like this hasn't been known for ages anyhow. The all pile on earlier on bender was a tad harsh tbf.

Mousehole
05-11-2010, 01:48 AM
Taff is a bit of a turd, it has to be said.

Taff
05-11-2010, 02:06 AM
I don't know why more people don't have Taff/Tucho on Ignore. My Internet Experience has been tremendous lately without seeing his constant posts and mentions of me. Bender reminds me a lot of Oscar on The Office, not in that Bender's gay (if you are that's cool buddy) but in the way that he seems like the most real person here in a community of insanity and idiocy. And occasionally Scotsman is MichaelScots laughing at everything his idiot friend TaffPacker says.

seething

robelgordo
05-11-2010, 02:22 AM
I knew once I got home and thought about looking back in this would blow up in my face. I'm really at the point where there's no way I can play it without it happening.

Taff should still pay. That is all.

PCC
05-11-2010, 02:38 AM
Always nice to see the board consensus on my side.

I'll be sure to note that in the trial.

Taff
05-11-2010, 04:24 AM
You're more serious than bender at this point. Whining about how its unfair, upset about pantaloonies. Bit sad really.

Mousehole
05-11-2010, 04:25 AM
Turd

Taff
05-11-2010, 04:25 AM
Why do you say that Duke?

Taff
05-11-2010, 04:29 AM
If anybody knows funny, it's Ormie.

Also, the boards suck lately because of Taff and Hun.

just saw this, lol

i barely post much these days, Ive only got a load of posts the last two days because of winding up bender and this thread. I'm not even in the top 10 posters for the month, but its my fault the boards suck so much

shouldnt have made that joke about uraguay being a third world country, it must have cut deep

Mousehole
05-11-2010, 04:30 AM
Why do you say that Duke?

It's a perfect name for you tbf.

Taff
05-11-2010, 04:33 AM
Why do you say that Duke?

It's a perfect name for you tbf.

If you start following people into threads and giving them a nickname over and over again to try and make it stick then congrats, you are the new Cheekbone.

Mousehole
05-11-2010, 04:36 AM
I don't care if it sticks or not, I just happen to think turd is a perfect description of you.

Taff
05-11-2010, 04:42 AM
Its sad that you're still pretty bitter over the front page incident that youve convinced yourself was my fault.

Mousehole
05-11-2010, 04:48 AM
That was ages ago. I'd gotten past that after my ban ran out.

Taff
05-11-2010, 04:51 AM
You mentioned it this week

Mousehole
05-11-2010, 04:59 AM
Oh well mentioning it clearly means I have pictures of you taped on my wall (sellotape, not blu-tack) with I H8 TAFF smeared over it in my own shit.

Taff
05-11-2010, 05:07 AM
The first stage is admitting it.

Mousehole
05-11-2010, 05:20 AM
That was a bit too descriptive wasn't it?

Sir John Fashanu
05-11-2010, 05:24 AM
Taff's more of an oily weasel snake than a turd.

Slappy has paid up in full. Cheekbone will pay whatever he has when his donation button is fixed and then I'll send him a payment plan.

It's amazing how 3 English gentlemen can have a bet and it's settled promptly but any time a Welshman or American is involved it gets sent to the judge.

Taff
05-11-2010, 05:32 AM
Lol I didnt have a bet. I offered a high price for a service, expecting a magical wonderful video full of laughs, instead I was offered a shitty unfunny video. If it had been in the slightest bit funny I would have gladly paid.

Mousehole
05-11-2010, 06:11 AM
Taff's more of an oily weasel snake than a turd.

Slappy has paid up in full. Cheekbone will pay whatever he has when his donation button is fixed and then I'll send him a payment plan.

It's amazing how 3 English gentlemen can have a bet and it's settled promptly but any time a Welshman or American is involved it gets sent to the judge.

He'll need to list his incomings and outgoings and agree a reasonable fee?

It is good to see that the English still have honour.

Hun
05-11-2010, 06:30 AM
Fuck you, I paid up every time I lost a bet on here.

Motherfucking cunt. I'm sure I even paid Hamarse for that Snickers thing, I paid Manboobs for the tennis and I paid you for the cunting election. Fuckers.

Hun
05-11-2010, 06:30 AM
^^^^^ Internet wagering be a tad serious.

Mousehole
05-11-2010, 06:41 AM
I counted you as English

Scotsman
05-11-2010, 06:44 AM
My Internet Experience has been tremendous lately

lol

Sir John Fashanu
05-11-2010, 06:54 AM
I think it's obvious that everybody needs to put taff on their ignore lists. He is attempting to rip up the rules of decent behaviour.

Taff
05-11-2010, 07:07 AM
Im Gordon Brown

Hun
05-11-2010, 07:15 AM
I counted you as English

Oh, thanks.

NippleAppleCrap
05-11-2010, 08:17 AM
I'm on Taff's side in this btw.

buckdiddy
05-11-2010, 08:31 AM
That side is a bit gay so I see why you're there.
Posted via Mobile Device

Mousehole
05-11-2010, 08:31 AM
only because you hate PCC

Taff
05-11-2010, 08:44 AM
This isnt about hating PCC or not, its about asking for a bit of work to be done and it not being satisfactory.

I wouldnt have asked PCC to do it if I didnt have faith that he could take on the role and make it work, but instead he hands in a shoddy unfunny video. It wouldnt be good enough for Stanley Kubrick, it isnt good enough for me.

Lucas
05-11-2010, 08:46 AM
Stop being a bitch, Taff

Mousehole
05-11-2010, 08:46 AM
That is about you being a turd. NAC siding against PCC is as predictable as Skooch going off on one about Ormie.

Nibbles
05-11-2010, 09:24 AM
The crux of Taffs argument seems to be that it wasn't an amusing parody when the definition of parody is to make fun of something. Clearly PCC stuffing his face, food stains all over him and mimicking Booba's mannerisms covers this definition, whether or not you found it amusing is moot.


and I'm out

lol

NippleAppleCrap
05-11-2010, 09:32 AM
That is about you being a turd. NAC siding against PCC is as predictable as Skooch going off on one about Ormie.

Surely a parody would at least have some sort of fast food. Or at least something insanely fattening. He may as well have eaten a fucking apple.

Mousehole
05-11-2010, 09:36 AM
No it wouldn't, you fucking mong.

Hun
05-11-2010, 09:36 AM
Thought you were out.

Mousehole
05-11-2010, 09:36 AM
And then they dragged me back in

NippleAppleCrap
05-11-2010, 09:40 AM
:D

Taff
05-11-2010, 10:19 AM
That is about you being a turd. NAC siding against PCC is as predictable as Skooch going off on one about Ormie.

Surely a parody would at least have some sort of fast food. Or at least something insanely fattening. He may as well have eaten a fucking apple.


Would have been fine with him eating something healthy if it was funny

If I wanted a shitty unfunny video then I could have done it myself.

I wouldnt even give that 3/10

tron
05-11-2010, 10:21 AM
How about a compromise? What if Taff paid PCC, and PCC promised to never post again.

Mousehole
05-11-2010, 10:22 AM
That is about you being a turd. NAC siding against PCC is as predictable as Skooch going off on one about Ormie.

Surely a parody would at least have some sort of fast food. Or at least something insanely fattening. He may as well have eaten a fucking apple.


Would have been fine with him eating something healthy if it was funny

If I wanted a shitty unfunny video then I could have done it myself.

I wouldnt even give that 3/10

Turd is the word.

Taff
05-11-2010, 10:42 AM
For the duke this is a poor bit of discourse

Mousehole
05-11-2010, 10:57 AM
Well don't you know about the Turd?
Well, everybody knows that the Turd is the word!

NippleAppleCrap
05-11-2010, 11:02 AM
:miss:

Osiris
05-11-2010, 11:07 AM
I'm sorry I haven't been reading this thread.

Apparently hamass and hole are fucking assholes? Is that what I'm getting from this?

NippleAppleCrap
05-11-2010, 11:08 AM
That's as good a caption for this thread as any.

Mousehole
05-11-2010, 11:11 AM
:miss:

I suppose everyone needs their own skooch. Pcc should be honoured that you're his.

NippleAppleCrap
05-11-2010, 11:12 AM
PCC has like 6 skoochs tbf.

Osiris
05-11-2010, 11:13 AM
That's as good a caption for this thread as any.

I used to work for a newspaper.

NippleAppleCrap
05-11-2010, 11:17 AM
Delivering it doesn't count.

Boner
05-11-2010, 11:18 AM
:simonmacgoeswhoo:

Taff
05-11-2010, 11:26 AM
Delivering it doesn't count.

hahahah

Osiris
05-11-2010, 11:30 AM
It certainly does count.

buckdiddy
05-11-2010, 11:30 AM
I'll deliver a fine peformance up your ass!
Posted via Mobile Device

tron
05-11-2010, 12:00 PM
This thread needs to be moved to General. I missed most of it because I never check this forum.

Boner
05-11-2010, 12:12 PM
Well that's nobody's fault but your own.

Osiris
05-11-2010, 12:13 PM
Wait, this thread is about Taff making a request and the refusing to pay?

Hockeyrama
05-11-2010, 12:15 PM
pretty much.

Osiris
05-11-2010, 12:37 PM
Oh. Seeing as its two people I have on ignore, you can understand my confusion.

Boner
05-11-2010, 12:43 PM
Then how did you make such a specific guess?

Osiris
05-11-2010, 12:46 PM
From reading posts from others. Mostly bender.

Skooch
05-11-2010, 01:23 PM
He is the most sane after all.

Osiris
05-11-2010, 01:25 PM
According to Scots, he's a ranting maniac.

O'course, this is the guy that enjoyed hun's editing so much that he made him an admin so draw your own conclusions.

NippleAppleCrap
05-11-2010, 01:28 PM
Pretty sure it was Hun's blowjobs he enjoyed.

Ormie
05-11-2010, 01:46 PM
It certainly does count.

If the paycheque has the newspaper's name on it (or the same name as the reporters has), it counts.

NippleAppleCrap
05-11-2010, 01:50 PM
:victor:

Osiris
05-11-2010, 01:54 PM
They told us we were an important part of the organization.

Ormie
05-11-2010, 01:55 PM
People can't read the paper if they're not in the same physical location as a copy of said paper. I used to deliver them too, we were the lynchpin.

coolhandluke
05-11-2010, 01:56 PM
I bet you couldn't even finish the obstacle course at the end of the street.

GT
05-11-2010, 01:57 PM
Who let Ormie out of his cage this early in the day?

Guapo77
05-11-2010, 02:00 PM
I was legit gutted when I saw an Ormie post this afternoon.

PCC
05-11-2010, 04:38 PM
NAC has legit stabbed me in the BAC

Slappy
05-11-2010, 04:43 PM
this better still go to judge frost

Ormie
05-11-2010, 04:43 PM
TBH I'm always gutted when Guapo posts.

Mousehole
05-11-2010, 04:45 PM
this better still go to judge frost

Posts like that are the reason why n00b interrupts me having a Tommy Tank to facebook chat with me about awful you are.

Personally I think some of the stuff he says is a bit much, but the Mary situation has made me think twice about crossing him.

Osiris
05-11-2010, 04:48 PM
I understood maybe 5% of that.

NippleAppleCrap
05-11-2010, 05:30 PM
Don't think I want to know what a Tommy Tank is.

Slappy
05-11-2010, 05:42 PM
this better still go to judge frost

Posts like that are the reason why n00b interrupts me having a Tommy Tank to facebook chat with me about awful you are.

I kinda believe this :(

Slappy
05-11-2010, 05:43 PM
wooft one out during that post, wiffed it up and sadness thy name is 78

Guapo77
05-11-2010, 05:57 PM
I haven't understood anything on this page

Hun
05-11-2010, 06:01 PM
Posted via Mobile Device

Hun
05-11-2010, 06:02 PM
now u do! lol
Posted via Mobile Device

Lucas
05-11-2010, 07:01 PM
Fuck you

Slappy
05-11-2010, 07:16 PM
Lucas / Hun rivalry is so hot in 2k10
Posted via Mobile Device

Lucas
05-11-2010, 07:34 PM
Ain't a rivalry, I'm just pointing out how big of a bitch he is.

Lucas
05-11-2010, 07:34 PM
Repeteadly.

buckdiddy
05-11-2010, 07:51 PM
Rewhatawhohuh?

Boner
05-11-2010, 07:55 PM
Da Buck's been extra zany lately.

buckdiddy
05-11-2010, 07:55 PM
Got a new batch in Sunday. Gotta use it before I lost it dawg!

Nibbles
05-11-2010, 10:44 PM
this better still go to judge frost

Posts like that are the reason why n00b interrupts me having a Tommy Tank to facebook chat with me about awful you are.

Personally I think some of the stuff he says is a bit much, but the Mary situation has made me think twice about crossing him.

Begs the question as to why you're jerking off over Facebook?

GT
05-12-2010, 07:46 AM
wooft one out during that post, wiffed it up and sadness thy name is 78

78 was banned.

PCC
05-20-2010, 12:11 PM
Can someone check the 6th amendment to the NPP Constitution and see if I have the right to a speedy trial?

Taff
05-20-2010, 12:49 PM
I owe 14k in loans, so Im not sure it'd be worth much if you did "win" with my lack of posting

GT
05-20-2010, 01:05 PM
Taffcho will be NPP's first declared e-bankruptcy.

Guapo77
05-20-2010, 01:19 PM
Can someone check the 6th amendment to the NPP Constitution and see if I have the right to a speedy trial?

I just checked the court schedule and we're a bit backlogged

Ahead of you:

Booba vs Food
Osiris vs Facts and Reality
Bender vs Xbox Achievements
Cheekbone vs Wrestling

PCC
05-20-2010, 01:24 PM
Good news: Booba vs. Food was a mistrial because booba ate the food.

Guapo77
05-20-2010, 01:47 PM
Must have been a Double Down

manbooba
05-20-2010, 03:21 PM
Why am I suing food?

Guapo77
05-20-2010, 03:36 PM
Just watch your YouTube video for that answer

PeteMossMossMoss
05-20-2010, 05:27 PM
HAY GUYZ... TAFF ISN'T POSTING MUCH ANYMORE.

NippleAppleCrap
05-20-2010, 05:29 PM
i know it sucks

manbooba
05-20-2010, 05:29 PM
For who?

PeteMossMossMoss
05-20-2010, 05:30 PM
NAC... he's a robot powered by Taff's posts... he's slowly dying.

Taff
05-20-2010, 06:19 PM
not even in the top 10 posters for the day, the or week, the month

thank the lord i have my 22k to hold onto

Ormie
05-20-2010, 08:30 PM
Love that in quoap's mind it's Osiris who's crazy. They're both fairly crazy.

rosekitty
07-14-2010, 02:20 AM
You'll only blow it at the casino inside twenty minutes.




(http://www.dvdscollection.com/The-Shield-Seasons-1-7-DVD-Boxset-DVD-9--DVD-1730.html)

Taff
07-14-2010, 02:22 AM
Dude its great that youve come here to spam the site with semi relevant comments accompanied by your links, but quit posting on stuff that we finished talking about 2 months ago