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Scotsman
12-02-2007, 11:18 PM
For those unaware, there is an icon beside each subject of a post which if clicked, you can go to your first unread post. It is this icon:

http://www.nopantsprovided.com/forum/images/ca_evo_db/buttons/firstnew.gif

It has been at the left of the subjects, but I moved it to the right last week, and there was a few complaints. So this is the poll to vote where it goes!

manbooba
12-02-2007, 11:20 PM
I don't see a poll, but I vote to put it back to its original position.

Ormie
12-02-2007, 11:39 PM
LEFT is the original position.

Vernitis
12-02-2007, 11:45 PM
Ormie doesn't have much experience with positions but he is correct.

212
12-03-2007, 12:10 AM
Voted right just to piss off all of the faggoty whiners. Anybody who doesn't give a shit should do the same just to shut them up.

Scotsman
12-03-2007, 12:19 AM
Voted right just to piss off all of the faggoty whiners. Anybody who doesn't give a shit should do the same just to shut them up.

HEAR HEAR

Ormie
12-03-2007, 01:35 AM
If it's no big deal then why not put it back the way it was? That argument works both ways ya know, and makes more sense for the original (left) side than the other.

tron
12-03-2007, 01:47 AM
I voted left because I personally like it there more...because I'm used to it there. In another week or so, I'd be fully used to it on the right.

There are far more important things to worry about than this...like changing the "Mark forum read" tab to "Mark forum read & return to forum index" tab.

Dat's some sur-e-us sheeeet right der.

dawinr
12-03-2007, 03:17 AM
Only noticed it when it was moved. Keep it where it is.

Taff
12-03-2007, 04:00 AM
To the left!

PCC
12-03-2007, 04:01 AM
Everything you own in a box to the left?

Taff
12-03-2007, 04:16 AM
I half wrote a parody of that song for inclusion in the post but realised

1) no one would really read it
2) It may not help the lefties cause.

PCC
12-03-2007, 04:21 AM
If you would have put "No" and "One" together, I would have posted about how badly Peter Noone wanted to hear your song.

Taff
12-03-2007, 04:29 AM
Well, I find that joke pathetic and overplayed and everyone knows how I hate when jokes are pushed too far

Ps I fuck HRH's mom, Mousehole is a fat granny fucking maid, Hun has a spazzy arm and Stixx is a pe.... well, sometimes a joke turns out to be the truth.

juices_world
12-03-2007, 04:36 AM
Well, I find that joke pathetic and overplayed and everyone knows how I hate when jokes are pushed too far

Ps I fuck HRH's mom, Mousehole is a fat granny fucking maid, Hun has a spazzy arm and Stixx is a pe.... well, sometimes a joke turns out to be the truth.

But still funny.

Mousehole
12-03-2007, 05:46 AM
Ps I fuck HRH's mom, Mousehole is a fat, granny fucking maid, Hun has a spazzy arm and Stixx is a pe.... well, sometimes a joke turns out to be the truth.

corrected your post. I do prefer thinner grannies

Scotsman
12-04-2007, 12:04 AM
Come on righties start fucking voting.

Kendergardener
12-04-2007, 12:07 AM
Come on Scots. Give the people what they want.

Vernitis
12-04-2007, 12:09 AM
http://www.leftorium.com/images/leftorium_400.jpg

Kendergardener
12-04-2007, 12:09 AM
Right on Vern! 3 Points!

Vernitis
12-04-2007, 12:10 AM
Don't you mean Left On?

Ormie
12-04-2007, 12:10 AM
Right has never been so wrong. Don't be minded, narrow; move back the arrow!

Kendergardener
12-04-2007, 12:10 AM
Don't you mean Left On?

Apply directly to the left.

Vernitis
12-04-2007, 12:12 AM
Right has never been so wrong. Don't be minded, narrow; move back the arrow!

Ormberg is right as rain left as rain.

Scotsman
12-04-2007, 12:16 AM
Don't you mean Left On?


Right has never been so wrong. Don't be minded, narrow; move back the arrow!

Look at this gay shit. How can ANYONE vote left after this???

Vernitis
12-04-2007, 12:18 AM
You're only saying that because Tom Brady is right handed.

YourRealDad
12-04-2007, 12:43 AM
I never knew this arrow existed, and would never use it.

Therefore... I VOTE RIGHT!

Vernitis
12-04-2007, 12:57 AM
Do you mean correct as in left?

Ormie
12-04-2007, 12:59 AM
I never knew this arrow existed, and would never use it.

Therefore... I VOTE RIGHT!

^^The logic of everyone voting right.

Stixx
12-04-2007, 02:51 AM
Look at this gay shit. How can ANYONE vote left after this???


I can fix all of this.


Scots, I didn't even know what these assholes were bitching about. I browse forums the old fashioned way... I click on every thread and read until the end.


So they started whining about arrows moving and shit... and I couldn't figure out what the FUCK they were talking about. Because apparently, deez arrowz is LIFE, nigga.


Then I noticed the arrow in question. And the first thing that popped into my head was "who fucking cares where the shit is?"


So I sez to Mabel I sez: leave that shit wherever the fuck you want. The haters will get over it.


Barfy did.

buckdiddy
12-04-2007, 02:54 AM
I have been confused.

Sir John Fashanu
12-04-2007, 05:51 AM
Leave it on the right or I will hunt you down and kill you.

Taff
12-04-2007, 06:24 AM
More reason to put it on the left, we can get Twoshows killing Scots diary for the mainpage.

212
12-04-2007, 09:55 AM
I never knew this arrow existed, and would never use it.

Therefore... I VOTE RIGHT!
awesome
:goodshow:

Guapo77
12-04-2007, 10:04 AM
I am left handed, love lefties

I voted right

tron
12-04-2007, 12:23 PM
Stixx's nonsensical diatribe should be enough to convince people to vote for the opposite of what he said (if they can figure that out).

Osiris
12-04-2007, 02:05 PM
I need to make a bunch of gimmick accounts now.

Stixx
12-04-2007, 02:10 PM
Stixx's nonsensical diatribe should be enough to convince people to vote for the opposite of what he said (if they can figure that out).


:ninja:

slaptastic78
12-04-2007, 04:37 PM
I need to make a bunch of gimmick accounts now.

HELLO BACKFLIP

Kendergardener
12-05-2007, 10:05 AM
Can we please move it back now?

Mousehole
12-05-2007, 10:08 AM
47% is not really a consensus

Osiris
12-05-2007, 10:09 AM
Its not even a majority.

Shaolin
12-05-2007, 10:10 AM
Can it at least be made an option?

Osiris
12-05-2007, 10:11 AM
You guys are whiney cunts.

Mousehole
12-05-2007, 10:14 AM
:goodshow:

Scotsman
12-05-2007, 12:19 PM
If you count the "Don't Care" votes as "to the right of thread titles", then really that one is winning.

Sir John Fashanu
12-05-2007, 12:35 PM
How about you create a new site for all the people who want it on the left. NO TESTICLES PROVIDED!

tron
12-05-2007, 12:38 PM
Wait...I may need to change my vote. I'm sort of getting used to it on the right.

Kendergardener
12-05-2007, 12:38 PM
If you count the "Don't Care" votes as "to the right of thread titles", then really that one is winning.

Ambivalence does not equal support.

Mousehole
12-05-2007, 12:48 PM
47% it stays where it is.

Incidentally it's only because of this that I noticed it.

Thanks Scots

Kendergardener
12-05-2007, 12:57 PM
You're kidding right? You have more people want it to be moved back than want it this way. You have some people who don't care either way, and yet it's not going to be moved back because we're equating "don't care" with "I want to leave it the way it is"?

Osiris
12-05-2007, 01:01 PM
I feel bad now. I voted right but actually don't care.

buckdiddy
12-05-2007, 01:07 PM
Wait that's to the right? I always thought the arrow was there to begin with? Keep it as is.

tron
12-05-2007, 01:26 PM
Yeah. I'm officially converted now. Please change my vote from left to right.

Skooch
12-05-2007, 01:40 PM
Please change my vote to I don't care.

Osiris
12-05-2007, 01:43 PM
Now I want my vote changed to left. All the righties are assholes.

tron
12-05-2007, 01:50 PM
For all future polls make my choice the opposite of Kender & Osiris. In the event that they disagree, have them do a best-of-5 coin flip to determine the winner, then make my vote the opposite of that persons.

Osiris
12-05-2007, 01:52 PM
What if there are more than two choices? Like this poll for example.

tron
12-05-2007, 02:09 PM
If you & he both vote the opposite of something in a 3-choice poll, then it's no problem.

If you both vote the same in a 3-choice poll, or differently in a 4+ choice poll, then the remaining options will be auctioned off. The vote receiving the highest bid (bid not made by Osiris or Kender) will be the honorary recipient of my vote to their selection.

Osiris
12-05-2007, 02:12 PM
What about seymour?

tron
12-05-2007, 02:16 PM
If he's the high bidder, then he wins my vote.

I believe the next SUPER IMPORTANT POLL should be something pertaining to "WHERE THE RED FERN GROWS".

Big Jim
12-05-2007, 02:17 PM
I just found out about this. Left is right.

manbooba
12-06-2007, 12:52 AM
Victory is ours!!!:superfantastic::superfantastic::simonmacgoeswhoo:

:krad:

Kendergardener
12-06-2007, 12:56 AM
I call complete and total shenanigans if the arrow is not moved back to the left.

Scotsman
12-06-2007, 01:11 AM
k I've added it it to my to do list.

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w96/Scotsmanality/Untitled-1-1.jpg

Guapo77
12-06-2007, 01:16 AM
ZIMA SLAM ON THE LEFTY IDIOTS!

tron
12-06-2007, 01:22 AM
OMGTHAT'SINTHE1500'SHE'LLNEVERGETTOIT!!!!OHSNOES!!!

Ormie
12-06-2007, 01:34 AM
I feel bad now. I voted right but actually don't care.

As did 99% of the people who voted right.


What if there are more than two choices? Like this poll for example.

So he would have a faggy way out.

A majority of people who voted for one or the other chose left. Read this thread and see who mentions voting for right and you'll see a vast majority of responses like this:


Voted right just to piss off all of the faggoty whiners.


Only noticed it when it was moved. Keep it where it is.


I never knew this arrow existed, and would never use it.

Therefore... I VOTE RIGHT!


leave that shit wherever the fuck you want.

Scotsman, you're agreeing with Stixx. Think about that every time you see that arrow on the right (aka wrong) side.

dawinr
12-06-2007, 02:11 AM
Get over it. Scots, pls put it back so the cry babies can start obsessing over something else.

Scotsman
12-06-2007, 02:17 AM
YOUR GAMERTAG IS TOO BIG.

dawinr
12-06-2007, 02:28 AM
YOU HAVE TOO MANY MESSENGERS!

Scotsman
12-06-2007, 02:31 AM
YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE :(

dawinr
12-06-2007, 02:48 AM
IT'S TAFF! BUT DON'T BLAME HIM. I STARTED IT!

Taff
12-06-2007, 03:07 AM
I cant help being more lovable thanm Scots

Sir John Fashanu
12-06-2007, 06:54 AM
I'll paint your door.

Taff
12-06-2007, 07:03 AM
Thanks, what colour?

Sir John Fashanu
12-06-2007, 07:07 AM
Green?

Taff
12-06-2007, 07:17 AM
But then I'll look like a fenian cunt :(

Sir John Fashanu
12-06-2007, 07:28 AM
Or Shakin Stevens.

Taff
12-06-2007, 07:29 AM
Ah well, at least I wont be cheekbone. Every cloud has a silver lining.

Shaolin
12-06-2007, 07:36 AM
These aren't going to get you burn of the week son.

Taff
12-06-2007, 07:53 AM
Its pretty hard to burn someone whos been burned to a crisp by life already.

Shaolin
12-06-2007, 08:19 AM
Recycling Nibbles material into an inferior burn is just bad form.

Guapo77
12-06-2007, 09:17 AM
uh oh, Ormie is bitching Scots! What will you ever do!

Vernitis
12-06-2007, 12:20 PM
If Scots thinks he can teach me to be funny it looks like Janise is never getting that foot massage.

juices_world
12-06-2007, 04:21 PM
The part I find amusing about this whole issue is that people actually thought Scots would change it back. Where have you been?

Hockeyrama
12-07-2007, 12:00 AM
It is more convenient on the left.

on a side note, I approve of Juicey's new avatar.

Nibbles
12-07-2007, 05:36 AM
I'm finding recently, like last few days, when I click the arrow it doesn't take me to the last unread post but a few in front?

Anyone else?

juices_world
12-07-2007, 05:40 AM
It is more convenient on the left.

on a side note, I approve of Juicey's new avatar.

UNSHUN

Thanks

RESHUN

Taff
12-07-2007, 06:20 AM
I'm finding recently, like last few days, when I click the arrow it doesn't take me to the last unread post but a few in front?

Anyone else?

It sometimes does that if theres images in the thread

Scotsman
12-10-2007, 11:01 PM
If you find that the forums have suddenly became a much more horrible experience, or if you can't even view the forums because you suddenly have this uncontrollable surge of anger that just makes you want to break the first thing in sight then sit down and cry.....

it's because I've moved the arrow back :(

Ormie
12-10-2007, 11:12 PM
HOORAY!!!!! :superfantastic: :simonmacgoeswhoo: :krad: :goodshow::wobuffet: :victor:

Kendergardener
12-10-2007, 11:13 PM
A victory for the people!

This mafia position is already paying dividends.

Nibbles
12-10-2007, 11:15 PM
Now I gotta get used to it again

Ormie
12-10-2007, 11:17 PM
Yeah, it's like learning to walk on your legs after being forced to do so on your hands.

Vernitis
12-10-2007, 11:59 PM
This is annoying. I keep looking for it on the right. Move it back.

Guapo77
12-11-2007, 12:09 AM
this is awful...MOVE THE ARROW BACK it sucks on the left

slaptastic78
12-11-2007, 12:15 AM
I HATE IT

Vernitis
12-11-2007, 12:24 AM
My sig demands attention.

Scotsman
12-11-2007, 12:32 AM
I hate it too guys :(

WT
12-11-2007, 12:45 AM
We have an arrow?

Vernitis
12-11-2007, 12:48 AM
You pierced yours.

dawinr
12-11-2007, 01:06 AM
Move it back!

PCC
12-11-2007, 03:31 AM
I got used to it being on the right.

Please don't give in to peer pressure. Change it back!

Sir John Fashanu
12-11-2007, 06:28 AM
Move the arrow back to the right plz.

Shaolin
12-11-2007, 06:29 AM
Leave it, don't listen to the FAGITS.

Guapo77
12-11-2007, 10:21 AM
MOVE IT BACK!

MOVE IT BACK!


This arrow is awful

Scotsman
12-11-2007, 10:55 AM
God I hate the arrow on the left :(

Shaolin
12-11-2007, 11:02 AM
Left won fair and square. It just feels right.

Osiris
12-11-2007, 11:05 AM
Stupid arrow mocks me with its sinisterness.

Lucas
12-11-2007, 11:06 AM
Move it back Scots, this just looks retarded.

Taff
12-11-2007, 11:18 AM
I LOVE IT ON THE LEFT

Sir John Fashanu
12-11-2007, 11:56 AM
YOU LOVE IT UP THE ARSE ASWELL, DOESN'T MEAN IT'S RIGHT

Shaolin
12-11-2007, 11:57 AM
So do you.

Taff
12-11-2007, 12:01 PM
So do you.

:iceburn:

BOTW

Shaolin
12-11-2007, 12:13 PM
GLINT

dawinr
12-11-2007, 01:11 PM
I love the title next to Lucas's name!

Osiris
12-11-2007, 01:20 PM
There's no title next to Lucas' name.

dawinr
12-11-2007, 01:45 PM
Sorry! UNDER his name.

Vernitis
12-11-2007, 01:56 PM
His last name is melanomaface pronounced "melanoma fa-chay" you ignorant racist.

tron
12-11-2007, 02:04 PM
It's actually a line from Uncle Buck :ninja:

Guapo77
12-11-2007, 02:09 PM
Scots, start a new poll..I bet the right will win this time!

dawinr
12-11-2007, 02:37 PM
His last name is melanomaface pronounced "melanoma fa-chay" you ignorant racist.

http://www.aoqz76.dsl.pipex.com/Web%20Page%20Components/Wallpaper/TV/Homer%20Simpson%20Oh%20No.jpg

Big N Veiny
12-11-2007, 02:49 PM
You have me all fucked up now. Still leaning towards the left.

Boner
12-11-2007, 04:00 PM
Hey so does mine.

Ormie
12-11-2007, 07:48 PM
If Scots hadn't moved it in the first place, no one would have even noticed. Manufactured crisis. Leave it where it should be left.

QFT!

Taff
12-12-2007, 04:19 AM
CAN WE HAVE THE ARROW TO COME BEFORE THE WORD POLL IN THREADS WHERE THERE IS A POLL PLEASE

xxxx

Sir John Fashanu
12-12-2007, 05:53 AM
That wouldn't be a problem if it was on the right.

juices_world
12-12-2007, 05:54 AM
CAN WE HAVE THE ARROW TO COME BEFORE THE WORD POLL IN THREADS WHERE THERE IS A POLL PLEASE

xxxx

QFme too.

xoxo

tron
12-12-2007, 12:29 PM
I think some mail accidentally got sent to my inbox. I'm not sure how to get it to its proper recipient, so I'm just going to post it here:




Dear Right Side,

Thank you so much for hosting me on my vacation. After being home for only a short period, I can definitely say that I miss you even more than I thought I would. I long to return to you...it just doesn't feel right here any more. Not now, not that I've tasted the freedom that is you.

Almost immediately upon my return, I just felt wrong...out of place. WE NEED TO BE TOGETHER.

Hopefully, in the future, we can. All I know is I can't go on living like this...Left is constantly getting in the way. The relationship we once shared has been ruined.

Hopefully soon we'll be together, my love.

Longing for you,

>

P.S. - I'm so wet right now.

PeteMossMossMoss
12-13-2007, 12:12 AM
I say arrow on both the right AND the left.

I'm wise like a fox obviously.

Boner
12-13-2007, 01:22 AM
PETE MOSS FOR ADMIN

Osiris
12-13-2007, 09:18 AM
OF MY HEART!

Guapo77
12-13-2007, 09:39 AM
This left side side is just atrocious

its like a really hot busty babe getting a breast reduction....sure its still the same chick, but it could have been a lot better if she didn't make those unnecessary changes

Osiris
12-13-2007, 09:55 AM
I hope the arrow goes up your ass.

With broken glass.

Guapo77
12-13-2007, 11:11 AM
look at you Mr. Poet!

Vernitis
12-13-2007, 01:25 PM
don't you know it?

Guapo77
12-14-2007, 02:46 PM
IF IT ISN'T RIGHT, IT AIN'T RIGHT

Vernitis
12-14-2007, 10:03 PM
Stop this rhyming and I mean it!

Skooch
12-14-2007, 10:07 PM
I'm not doing it again.

Scotsman
12-14-2007, 10:09 PM
I STILL hate it on the left. I can't get used to it at all. It's like eating dog food when there's a nice big juicy steak sitting on the kitchen counter.

Boner
12-14-2007, 10:15 PM
Is the steak... to your right?

Kendergardener
12-14-2007, 10:21 PM
You are all crazy. The people have spoken, and left is right.

WT
12-14-2007, 10:24 PM
I say arrow on both the right AND the left.

I'm wise like a fox obviously.

Come on, we argued about it for months and Pete Moss is the first and only one to come up with this? It's brilliant and should give everyone what they want. Jeeze people, it's not rocket surgery, Pete Moss came up with it! Just kidding. I love you Pete.

Kendergardener
12-14-2007, 10:36 PM
Two arrows? Now you're just talking crazy.

Ormie
12-14-2007, 11:33 PM
If that's possible I have no objection to it.

Vernitis
12-15-2007, 01:28 AM
Instead of thread titles I want a block of arrows that take me to random threads throughout the boards.

dawinr
12-15-2007, 01:32 AM
Then you'll be stuck with all these shitty threads that Juices makes.

Scotsman
12-15-2007, 02:57 AM
If that's possible I have no objection to it.

It's possible. But it's ugly and very unlikely to happen.

Why don't I just move the arrow to the right? Then everyone would be happy.

Ormie
12-15-2007, 02:58 AM
Why don't you just leave it on the proper left and everyone will become happy over time?

Nibbles
12-15-2007, 02:58 AM
It does look a lot neater on the left as the arrow is always in the same spot as opposed to on the left, where it varies depending on the length of the topic title.

dawinr
12-15-2007, 03:04 AM
On the right is right.

Kendergardener
12-15-2007, 03:23 AM
It does look a lot neater on the left as the arrow is always in the same spot as opposed to on the left, where it varies depending on the length of the topic title.

Two points.

I know it's not a Simpsons reference, but you deserve it anyway.

Guapo77
12-15-2007, 09:18 AM
Scots just move it to the right, fuck Ormie

daycru
12-15-2007, 12:33 PM
You people.

PeteMossMossMoss
12-15-2007, 12:34 PM
The right is much better.

Also WT - I'll have you know I was this close to becoming a rocket surgeon.

Vernitis
12-15-2007, 12:36 PM
Yeah, a pocket rocket surgeon.

tron
12-15-2007, 01:39 PM
My vote change to right never happened, did it?

Osiris
12-20-2007, 05:38 PM
Just get rid of the arrow altogether fucking africans.