Author Archive for CapnAndy
CapnAndy’s RAW Recap for 1/05
RAW is ending my vacation with a whimper for 1/05.
We start with a video recap of the HBK selling his soul arc, which has lead us to the incredibly suspenseful situation of JBL vs. Cena in the main event at a PPV. Yeah, because we’ve never seen that before and it’s been a good match, [...]
CapnAndy’s RAW Recap for 12/22
RAW is delayed for me this week because my family was over on Monday night. Happy Hannukah!
We start up with Santino and Beth talking to a camera backstage. Beth is wearing a Santa hat. Santino says that everyone’s been having fun at his expense this last year, so he’s gonna have some fun now. He’s [...]
RAW Recap for 12/15
RAW is making me miss the Eagles this week, god damn it.
HOLLA HOLLA! Kelly Kelly enters. We’re starting off with a divas tag team match, which is sorta dirty pool. Save the piss breaks for the middle of the show, WWE!
RED CARPET! Melina enters.
BETH MUSIC! Beth and Santino enter. So does Jillian Hall. She doesn’t [...]
CapnAndys RAW Recap
RAW is almost certainly going to be better than last week, because man, how could it be worse?
We open with a nice long video package recapping last week’s terrible, terrible show.
Next is Jericho in the actual concessions area, mocking Cena’s whole “Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect are NOT JUST WORDS!!!” thing from last week by pointing [...]
Capn Andys Raw Recap
RAW is oh fuck it, I can’t think of something snappy this week.
We open with a totally unecessary video recap of last week’s steel cage match, complete with really weird soundtrack that’s half faux-Celtic and half made for SciFi wanna-be “blockbuster” movie. Jericho won, by the way. Hey, can we get a recap of Tuesday [...]
