Written by buckdiddy

*So I was sitting around noticing the Front Page having nothing but Xbox achievo stories. This is my effort at adding something else and being a part of solution. OMGTEAMWORKYAY*

You ever watch a movie like say Face/Off for example and the whole time you’re pondering how absolutely terrible this wad of collected photographs with sound is? Yeah, me too but I also then finish that wandering question up with an answer, “I just can’t seem to get enough of it. It’s just so damn awesome.”

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written by buckdiddy

Usually when you plan out a comic book movie today you have a few choices; pander to kids, stay true to the source material or add on to the mythology of the original while creating a nice little subtext to give it that nice movie feel. Most comic book movies pander to kids or stay true and then pander to kids on the third or fourth movie. But, Kick Ass is different. It manages to satirize the comic book movie genre while also telling a tale that is not only funny but very emotional.Directed by Matthew Vaughn and starring Aaron Johnson, Nicolas Cage, Chloe Grace Mortez and Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Kick Ass is in line with great comic book movies. [Continue...]

Written by a consensus of humanoids

With a long wait comes the thrilling conclusion to No Pants Provided’s Best Movies the 00’s. Knowing the urgency of a NPP SUCCESS~! was on the way I spent dilligent amounts of hours on this. Sweat, blood and tears poured over my keyboard as I struck hastily at each lettered button just to appease the gods of NPP. It took me a solid 30 straight hours of non stop work to get this done but damnit I did it! Not really, I’ve just been wondering why the fuck Matrix: Revolutions is not anywhere on this list. Shattered my dreams. LEGIT GUTTED!!! Anyways, enjoy. [Continue...]

By Taff

Please note – this review contains spoilers!

With the popularity of comic books at a high, why has no one ever gone and bought a costume and gone out and tried to fight crime? Thats the question posed by the latest super hero film to hit cinemas. But how does Kick Ass shape up compared to its movie rivals?

It Kicks Fucking Ass.

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written by Skooch

It’s currently late January 2010, which means that this list is either a month late or 11 months early, depending on which pedantic side you sit on in regards to what defines a decade. For the purposes of this list, it was any movie that was released theatrically or on DVD from January 1, 2000 to December 31, 2009.

Sixteen lists of varying lengths were submitted, with 206 movies listed overall. Every first-ranked movie received 30 points, second-ranked 29 points, and so on down to 1 point for a 30^th-ranked movie. There were a couple of submitted lists that  had more than 30 movies on it, but popular consensus was to cap the lists at 30 so as not to artificially skew the results. Without further ado, here’s 39^th to 31^st on the list! [Continue...]