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Old 11-20-2008, 07:09 PM
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The best part about it was it was like 6 months after Scotsmanality had closed down.
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Old 11-20-2008, 07:13 PM
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Telling a girl it'll be a quality story for your website is always a good way to ease her concerns about something adventurous in the bedroom.
A girl I was dating before Janise who knew Scotsmanality blindfolded me one night before bed and bla bla bla. Anyway she was doing something weird to me and I removed the blindfold, and found out she was jerking me off with a banana skin. I said "This is a bit fucking weird", and she said "So after we're done go fucking write about it on Scotsmanality right beside the semen burrito story." I proceeded to shutup and let her finish.
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Old 11-20-2008, 07:15 PM
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If you had married the other one, imagine how much front page material you'd have.

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The best part about it was it was like 6 months after Scotsmanality had closed down.
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Old 11-20-2008, 07:15 PM
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Old 11-20-2008, 07:19 PM
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If you had married the other one, imagine how much front page material you'd have.
Very true. I only slept with her a few times but she always had to do weird things, like the morning I woke up to her giving me a BJ while her mouth was full of ice cubes. That was a new one.
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Old 11-21-2008, 02:36 PM
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For about a month I've wanted to sleep with a girl that was dressed up like Peter Pan. I'm not sure how gay that is on a scale.
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Old 11-21-2008, 02:40 PM
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Old 11-21-2008, 02:44 PM
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For about a month I've wanted to sleep with a girl that was dressed up like Peter Pan. I'm not sure how gay that is on a scale.
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