Live Updating OMG Trip Report!

[Scotsman]

Figure I will try and keep some sort of trip report going. The itinerary of the events is as follows:

Thursday: Fly all day from Kingston to London with Brando.
Friday: Meet with Hun, go to conference, lots of meetings, lots of drinking, gonna be a sick night.
Saturday: Plan on it being a quietish day, although who knows how that will work out.
Sunday: Off to meet Taff, go to Man City game, then go to dinner after and stay up and watch the Rumble.
Monday: Breakfast in Bolton with Taff & Rach, shopping, then I think hitting up the pub or something.
Tuesday: Fly home.

Anyhoo - it is Friday 2am right now and so far the trip has been a bit shit. Lets see:

- Almost strip searched in Toronto. Security guy I dunno why clocked me as suspicious, called me aside, wrote all my info down, questioned me, felt me right up. Touched my cock.

- Almost stopped going through customs in London, which WOULD have resulted in a strip search most likely - guess they didnt like the idea of me travelling alone. Thankfully Brando showed up and it was all cool.

- Stuck in Heathrow airport for 2 hours, as the car service I ordered never showed up, and screwed it all up. Yeah. Heathrow for 2 hrs. FUN.

- Stuck in car for about an hour, as cunt driver has no clue where the hotel is.

- Hotel desk clerk cunt could not find reservation for about 10 mins. That was great.

- Hotel desk clerk cunt told us wrong way to go - our room is basically in a whole separate building. So yeah - 30 minutes wandering around the hotel.

Thankfully things have picked up. Its 2am and we are blasting Hulk Hogans theme music and drinking Whiskey.

See you soon Hun!

[Scotsman]

Oh yeah only on ep 107 of Lost - but the backstory of the Asians was fucking brilliant.

[Mousehole]

So Saturday is the day you get homesick and leave?

[toptenguy]

Originally Posted by Scotsman

- Hotel desk clerk cunt could not find reservation for about 10 mins. That was great.

- Hotel desk clerk cunt told us wrong way to go - our room is basically in a whole separate building. So yeah - 30 minutes wandering around the hotel.

I didn't know that ENGLAND had HOWARD JOHNSON HOTELS!!

[Scotsman]

lol I forgot about that. That was BRUTAL.

[Ralph Malph]

Originally Posted by Scotsman

Figure I will try and keep some sort of trip report going. The itinerary of the events is as follows:

Thursday: Fly all day from Kingston to London with Brando.
Friday: Meet with Hun, go to conference, lots of meetings, lots of drinking, gonna be a sick night.
Saturday: Plan on it being a quietish day, although who knows how that will work out.
Sunday: Off to meet Taff, go to Man City game, then go to dinner after and stay up and watch the Rumble.
Monday: Breakfast in Bolton with Taff & Rach, shopping, then I think hitting up the pub or something.
Tuesday: Fly home.

Anyhoo - it is Friday 2am right now and so far the trip has been a bit shit. Lets see:

- Almost strip searched in Toronto. Security guy I dunno why clocked me as suspicious, called me aside, wrote all my info down, questioned me, felt me right up. Touched my cock.

- Almost stopped going through customs in London, which WOULD have resulted in a strip search most likely - guess they didnt like the idea of me travelling alone. Thankfully Brando showed up and it was all cool.

- Stuck in Heathrow airport for 2 hours, as the car service I ordered never showed up, and screwed it all up. Yeah. Heathrow for 2 hrs. FUN.

- Stuck in car for about an hour, as cunt driver has no clue where the hotel is.

- Hotel desk clerk cunt could not find reservation for about 10 mins. That was great.

- Hotel desk clerk cunt told us wrong way to go - our room is basically in a whole separate building. So yeah - 30 minutes wandering around the hotel.

Thankfully things have picked up. Its 2am and we are blasting Hulk Hogans theme music and drinking Whiskey.

See you soon Hun!

Karma, etc.

[buckdiddy]

Karma for what exactly?

[The Big Dog]

Banning him.

Make sure you take lots of pix too.

[Osiris]

Originally Posted by Scotsman

Thankfully Brando showed up and it was all cool.

Here's a sentence I never thought I'd read.

[NippleAppleCrap]

legit

[ScotsMobile]

The banter between hun and brando is the best thing ever
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[Mousehole]

Well they are both known for their wit.

[Boner]

Are you recording shit on this trip too? Or is Hun too e-scared to let his appearance be known?

[Lucas]

I want to see his arm!

[Ralph Malph]

So does he.

[PCC]

Originally Posted by Boner

Are you recording shit on this trip too? Or is Hun too e-scared to let his appearance be known?

Do another drunk shoot interview

[toptenguy]

Originally Posted by PorkChopCunt

Do another drunk shoot interview

It will only PALE IN COMPARISON to MINE.

[NippleAppleCrap]

If there's no turkey throat it will be better.

[Brando]

We lost Hun

It's 3 AM and I have to stay up till he gets back.

Scots is sleeping, snoring heavily...

[Brando]

They will tell the whole story but they were out (I passed out) and one minute Hun was gone.