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Everything they have is delicious. You could eat the floor tiles and it would be better than anything at McDonalds.
- Boner on Wawa vs McDonalds
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Was playing Burnout Revenge with Brando, Ormberg and dawinr tonight, and as I was sneaking up on Brando, this convo came up:
Brando: "Hey! I see you behind me...what are you trying to do....take me down?"
Me: "Hey Ormberg, do you think WT is saying that exact same thing to Stixx right now?"
- Scotsman commentates on WTs visit to meet and stay with Stixx.
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You would think it would be a goalfest, especially with free scoring Aston Villa, but I think there might be an upset in that regard. [..] Advice: 3 units Under 2.5 goals.
- - Dirty Huns tip on the Spurs vs Villa game. Final score: 4-4.
(Posted in thread)
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Poochy has been tremendous lately, but it might be because there have been so many turds posting that he just happened to be the lightest one that floated to the top of the toilet
- TheGuapo77
(Guapo ice burning skooch)
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Originally Posted by Vern:
I can't believe you're gonna jew them out of 1/4* |
Originally Posted by Kender:
I wish there were other groups that could be used as verbs,
e.g. "I'm going to fatass the hell out of that buffet." |
Originally Posted by Vern:
I'm gonna go nigger some dvds from walmart. |
Originally Posted by Kender:
Shaq totally midgeted the point guard on that dunk. |
- from the movie review thread
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Making me choose between ormie and skootch is like asking me to chose which one of my illegitimate children to send to college.
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Yeah, this is gonna leave me way open for the dorks who love to obsess on one thing someone says and run it into the ground jokewise, but before I ever jerked off I loved to dress up in my aunts slip and pretend i was a hooker and i'd just lay on my bed with my legs spread and pretend i was getting humped, but i was just a kid so no homo.
- JoeyAt75. But you already knew that.
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the 100,000 gamerscore mark would be nice but I don't think I can hit that without resorting to games like Avatar.
- Scotsman on his achievement challenge. 2 days later he rented Avatar.
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So we decided on a bet - $1,000 that I can't keep this schedule until March 20th, which is 6 weeks away. 10pm EST by bed every night at the very latest. Brando doesn't think I can do it.
- Scotsmans prop bet with Brando. He lasted 6 days.
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Bought this today. It was at the shops for $33 plus the place threw in 500 microsoft points, so that's cheaper then buying it on the marketplace. Thought I better buy it now while it the offer was on, no idea when I'll actually get around to playing it, although the male nudity has peaked my interest.
- Nibbles on the new GTA Expansion Pack.
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Well I've already gotten two lists in, so it's going alright. As a movie guy, I couldn't think of my Top 25 Actors / Actresses because I think more along the lines of performances. Sure Spacey was amazing in Usual Suspects and American Beauty, but for the past few years he's just been phoning it in. And John Cusack is one of my all-time favourites, but he's in so much crap that it's hard to tell whether or not he's phoning in a performance, just cashing in a paycheque, or whatever. The Movie Characters was my fallback option, but then there's just added confusion due to different actors playing the same role and so on, so I didn't go that way.
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WHY THE FUCK WAS I DIRECTED TO THIS SHITE?
I honestly don't give a fuck about what some fucking shite movie "expert" wants to do. Fucking boring, boring, boring. Eat a cock, you fucking piece of shit.
- Dirty Hun isn't a fan of the "Top Movie Performances" List.
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lol he's beating me it's not fair
- Tucho, after Taff makes excuses about being decimated by Scotsman on Fight Night Round 3, 8/31/07.
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Subject title should be changed to 'Weddings Are Expensive If Your Fiance Is A Gold-digging Whore'.
- Osiris doesnt think too highly of Guapos bride to be.
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Originally Posted by Nibbles:
Walking to to to the milk bar |
Stutter much motherfucker?
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LOLOLOL at spending tens of thousands of dollars on a wedding. A ridiculous notion perpetuated by yaks who mistakenly believe, like six year olds, that for one day they should feel like a Disney princess. Except your particular Disney princess got dicked by 20-1000 guys before you came along.
My wedding was a hell of a party that no one who attended will ever forget... and maybe cost, all total, 1500 bucks. Flowers? HA! DJ? Go lay down!
- Stixx, always a hit with the ladies.
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I miss when I was smart. I blame the weed.
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Is her mom hot other than the spinal problems?
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Originally Posted by Ormie:
I thought I had over 1000 assblasts last night, how am I at 444 now? |
Fines for being alive
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Originally Posted by Kendergardener:
Ormie dislikes it, just another reason to watch it, Scots |
You hated Indiana Jones and Terminator. Pot, kettle, dirty fucking kike.
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Sweet merciful fuck.
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Originally Posted by Skooch:
I can't even justify spending $50 on a concert ticket for one night's worth of "entertainment". |
True, could your wedding night possibly be any better than seeing the New Kids on the Block in concert? I fucking doubt it, thank-you very much.
- Ormie
(ormie burns skootch)
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lol Tucho took the over what a cunt
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The story has a semi-happy ending however, as the girl got married and had a baby. She seemed happy last time I ran into her. Her brother wears mesh shirts, eye liner and pants with lots of chains on them. I don't know how happy he is, but sometimes he wears a cape, so it's got to be at least a little.
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But seriously, let's break this post down. I'm intrigued, I have to delve deep to get to the heart of the issues. That's why I'm an ace reporter and my Twitter is blowing up.
Originally Posted by Ormie:
Zip it Lil' Crumbley. |
ZIP IT. Who could forget the hilarity of Austin Powers: International Spy. That Doctor Evil, what a cad! Shaggaelic! Groovy baby! You gonna pet yer hairless cat?
It's said that people pick on what is different about some one. Makes sense as you opted to troll the fact that he had a friend. A task that in almost thirty years you've yet to complete. Dream the impossible dream, unlock that achievement!
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