NPP IN THE NEWS

[b00n]

https://wtop.com/alexandria/2020/01/guilty-plea-in-opioid-overdose-that-killed-loudoun-co-man/amp/

Pour a sip on the concrete for Stapes, yo.

[Kappa]

When you want to win the debate of who in NPP knows where to get the best heroin, no matter the cost.

[b00n]

Easily up there with the time Daycare (as he will forever now be known) killed Mikey just to win a Debate Me.

[THROAT FUCKER]

Hey. I forgot about kappa

[b00n]

Nowadays Nate and Envision wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their fingertips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And NPP Apocalypse Survivors act like they forgot about K.

[THROAT FUCKER]

I always assumed npp was just a bunch of shut ins.. props for you guys all having hobbies and what not.

[GMFT]

That time Big O called him “Srapes” was hilarious.

[b00n]

And now he’s got a minimum of 20 years avoiding getting Sraped himself.

[Envision]

The news isn’t real

[THROAT FUCKER]

What kind of dumbass name is John Jacob

[TheRealBoner]

I came back to see if NotOsiris was still talking to himself for shiggles. That probably is our very own Stapes.

[Scotsman]

I always assumed npp was just a bunch of shut ins.. props for you guys all having hobbies and what not.

I greatly enjoy being a heroin dealer being considered a hobby.

Congrats on outlasting Stapes and Mikey.

[b00n]

I’m afraid it 100% is our boy. Mugshot is online from a previous arrest in Florida.

He had a stroke before being arrested too.

[b00n]

A Florida man who once lived in Northern Virginia has been sentenced to 20 years in prison for selling the heroin that led to another man’s death by overdose.

Confirmed. Soonest we can have an NPP Meetup is 2040.

[Nibbles]

20 years is insane.

So do we think Stapes lied about himself here, or that he was doing great and it all fell apart?

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