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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopCunt View Post
    YRD lives in Canada so he's off the hook, but come on buck. I thought everyone in Hollywood knew Clooney's little "secret".
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    Name one person he's had sexual intercourse with. Besides his current "girlfriend" of course.

    The man is a giant Hollywood star, one of the most attractive men on the planet, and he's banged... nobody? Every other major Hollywood actor of his status, you can name a female counterpart they've at least had a fling with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Esquire
    Back to real girlfriends. I bring up a site that has a list of Clooney's alleged exes, all with accompanying sultry photos.

    You've got a lot, I tell him.

    "Well, I'm old. I've been around a long time."

    Clooney fact-checks the site:

    Vendela -- "No."

    Celine Balitran -- "Yes."

    Salma Hayek -- "No."

    Brooke Langton -- "Yes."

    Traylor Howard -- "Yes."

    Lucy Liu -- "No."

    Julia Roberts -- "No."

    Renee Zellweger -- "A little bit."

    Jenifer Siebel -- "For a minute."

    Hillary Rowland -- "Don't know who that is."

    Teri Hatcher -- "No."

    Ellen Barkin -- "Never, but I love her. She's a great friend."

    Read more: http://www.esquire.com/features/geor...#ixzz0YsNHg1MX
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    Funny how all the A-List or B-List hollywood actresses with publicists of their own are "No.", but the D-List hollywood actresses who could use some hush-hush money are "Yes."
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    I mean Brad Pitt is nailing Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Aniston, and Angelina Jolie and all, but Clooney's banging Brooke Langton! She was on Melrose Place! Also some obscure models and "a little bit" of Renee Zellweger!

    Stop trying to refute my evidence and instead consider it.
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    Not all big stars have to fuck big stars. Matt Damon married a nobody.
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    After dating Winona Ryder for two years.
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    I'm done talking about this. Don't want George's people blacklisting me from hollywood.
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    Your face has already taken care of that.

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    I'd go for a curry with Phillip Schofield, afterwards we'd go to town and sing some kareoke I'd do Vanilla Ice, the Phil would do some Sinatra (my way). We'd finish it off by me going up and singing "Dont let the sun go down on me" and halfway through I'd break into it by saying "Ladies and Gentlemen Mr Phillip Schofield" and Schofe would walk up on stage dressed as Elton John. The crowd lap it up. Afterwards we go for a few beers, end the night struggling home in a Taxi, which we get thrown out of after Schofe spews in the back. We stumble home picking up a kebab on the way, and I jump into bed. When I wake up and go for a piss I see Schofe asleep in the bed, he's late for This Morning and his phones going mental.
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    Legit sounds like a terrific day with Big Pip, like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopCunt View Post
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    George Clooney

    He's the fucking man. We'd go out for lunch on a patio, go hang out on the beach, then go hook up with gorgeous women all night long.
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    I'd hang with George Clooney and fuck hot bitches at his place in Italy or wherever it's at.
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    YRD lives in Canada so he's off the hook, but come on buck. I thought everyone in Hollywood knew Clooney's little "secret".

    It's George F'n Clooney. The man is straight as an arrow and the coolest man alive.

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    You're seriously fucking boring.

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    Might as well put the bullet in my head now.
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    Might give you some charisma.

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    My apologies for not being a message board icon like yourself.
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    Apology accepted.

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    I'd also like to have a game of tennis against David Dickenson. The cunt would probably turn up with an antique wooden raquet wearing old style whites. I'd play him off the court with my top of the range nike gear. Afterwards we'd go down the chippy for our tea, and I'd make a joke about these chips being "cheap as chips". David would love that one, but then I'd have to kick him out after some innappropriate comments about "brown folks"
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    If that actually happened, you'd be wearing Gola Trainers and the Duke would have headbutted you over the chips pun.
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