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    He'd probably do my head in actually, can just imagine him poking round my house telling me I should take this and that to auction, ffs Dicko Im trying to watch the snooker just sit down
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    Also, you'd have to plastic everything so he doesn't leave an orange trail everywhere.
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    Speaking of Snooker would love to go bowling with Willie Thorne. Before we played we'd have a go on some of the arcades (hes suprisingly good on the dance machines but I beat him on the shooting games). We go bowling, couple of jokes about his head looking like a bowling ball, to be honest hes not very good at it and I have to stick the bumpers up for him.

    After the bowling he wants to play laser quest, but Im not up for it. I chill and watch the match while he goes to play, about 10 minutes in I get a call for me to go to reception over the tannoy, when I get there theres 2 police officers, theyve arrested Thorne for roughing up some kids who kept shooting him. I deny I know him and walk off while they bundle Willie intop the back of a police car.

    Bit later I get a call from Virgo and me and him laugh over it.
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    Avril Lavigne. I'd make her 3 pounds fatter, all in the vagina.

    If it has to be a dude because this thread is quite homoerotic, I'd hang out with Nick Swisher. We'd get hammered, hit on broads and maybe he'd let me get SWISHALICIOUS with Joanna Garcia.
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    I can't tell if you're chubby or muscle bound. Less clothes please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shanon View Post
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    Avril Lavigne. I'd make her 3 pounds fatter, all in the vagina.
    Thread title says "him", yo.

    Once again, Noth Americans missing the "concept" of this.

    I'd also like to go to the cinema with Randy Jackson of American Idol fame. I'd let him buy shitloads of popcorn and then tell him I fucking hate the stuff. I'd let him eat some when the film was on, but then Iu'd spill it all on the floor, just because it's shit when people make noise beside you in the cinema. Afterwards, we'd go and ring the doorbells of my neighbours and run away, giggling like little schoolgirls.

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    I was responding to hamass's 'name a girl clooney has slept with cuz he doesn't sleep with girls' post. Sorry you're having comprehension problems today.
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    Like I care about George Clooney. I did request a split for that shit, but the mods are arseholes.

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    They are, this should have been in AIDS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hun View Post
    Like I care about George Clooney. I did request a split for that shit, but the mods are arseholes.
    Its not caring about George Clooney, moreso proving hamass wrong.
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    Like I said in my report to DA MODZ, it's like Access Hollwood (aka Dem Faggots) in here. Total poofters. Detailing how I'd like to go to a crafts fair with Danny DeVito is interesting, the other shit ain't.

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    I wouldn't want to go to a craft fair with Danny Devito though. I'd rather get him coked out of his mind and attempt to make him think he is the penguin then go on a multi city crime spree. Craft fairs are for women, small children and nancy boys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hun View Post
    Like I said in my report to DA MODZ, it's like Access Hollwood (aka Dem Faggots) in here. Total poofters. Detailing how I'd like to go to a crafts fair with Danny DeVito is interesting, the other shit ain't.
    nobody cares what you say to the mods, not even the mods.
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    I'd play a round of golf with Les Dennis, on hole 12 he'd get a bit stuck in a bunker and start having a mental breakdown, we nip to the 19th and he's in tears. All of a sudden Bruce Forsythe walks in - hes only gone and bagged a hole in one and drinks are on him. Les is cheered up no end.
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    I'd like to go shopping for loafers with Diana Ross' bodyguard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hun View Post
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    Avril Lavigne. I'd make her 3 pounds fatter, all in the vagina.
    Thread title says "him", yo.

    Once again, Noth Americans missing the "concept" of this.

    I'd also like to go to the cinema with Randy Jackson of American Idol fame. I'd let him buy shitloads of popcorn and then tell him I fucking hate the stuff. I'd let him eat some when the film was on, but then Iu'd spill it all on the floor, just because it's shit when people make noise beside you in the cinema. Afterwards, we'd go and ring the doorbells of my neighbours and run away, giggling like little schoolgirls.
    way to read past the first sentence, retard.
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    I can't tell if you're chubby or muscle bound. Less clothes please.

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    You bored me. Yet another North American cliche post. Blah, blah, blah. I'd hang out with this cool person and get some pussy and get drunk. Might as well just put a strap on on your forehead and fuck every guy that walks past.

    On that note:

    I'd like to go and play bingo with Jimmy Tarbuck, then go round to Anne Summers and find out what Mrs Tarbuck wears when sh'es giving him his "birthday treat". Needless to say, I'd be amused.

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    Yeah, gotta agree with Hun here. The idea here is being funny and creative, not "OH I'D LIKE TO FUCK HER SHE'S HAWT".

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    Hun's not being very entertaining either tbf. Lots of poofyness and bland coming from most of his answers.
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    Well I hope you aren't expecting anything else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boner
    I'd play Real Tennis with Julian Clary, then go cottaging with him.

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