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    I'd spent an idyllic day in Kent with Bobby Davro, where we'd indulge in a spot of afternoon tea (the whole kit, like - clotted cream, scones and some fucking high quality tea) while commenting on the spiffy blazers we were wearing. We'd then roll about on the grass naked, finding funny objects in the clouds (Bobby would spot a hummingbird, I'd see June Whitfield holding a knife to Russ Abbott's throat).

    After the rolling, we'd head to Soho and go on a massive drink and drugs binge, pickin up Larry Lamb on the way, where we end the night punching out some hookers and disposing of the corpse.

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    I'd also like to go cockle picking in Morecabme with Ken Hom.

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    I'd hang out with John Hinkley and drive circles around Jodie Foster's house while taunting her by cell phone.

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    Date raping with Frank Bruno.

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    Miley Cyrus. We'd go shopping and get drunk on Skyy Blue and go get tattoos together.

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    Jamie Oliver, I would spend the day firstly going shopping for new shoes, buy some steel toe caps, then unleash a massive 5 hour stomping on his fucking cocksucking smug cunt of a face.

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    A spot of dogging with Stan Collymore and Phil Mitchell would be grand too ( not shagging them obv)

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    George Clooney

    He's the fucking man. We'd go out for lunch on a patio, go hang out on the beach, then go hook up with gorgeous women all night long.
    Moustaches and sports.

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    Youth hosteling with Chris Eubank.

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    Anthony Bourdain, too. I don't need to describe what we'd do all day, but it'd be real fun and real filthy.

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    Me and Keifer Sutherland would get fucking tanked and beat up people and drive drunk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cheekbone View Post
    Youth hosteling with Chris Eubank.
    Best response btw.

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    I'd hang with George Clooney and fuck hot bitches at his place in Italy or wherever it's at.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YourRealDad View Post
    George Clooney

    He's the fucking man. We'd go out for lunch on a patio, go hang out on the beach, then go hook up with gorgeous women all night long.
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    I'd hang with George Clooney and fuck hot bitches at his place in Italy or wherever it's at.
    lol

    YRD lives in Canada so he's off the hook, but come on buck. I thought everyone in Hollywood knew Clooney's little "secret".
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    He has a pet pig.
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    HAMASS WITH THE HOLLYWOOD SCOOPZ
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    Quote Originally Posted by cheekbone View Post
    Youth hosteling with Chris Eubank.
    Aha!

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    Some of you lot are a tad predictable.

    Pigeon fancying with Ricky Tomlinson and then we'd go get some soft scoop ice cream and sit in the park talking about sweaters.

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    You're right. I really wanna hang with Clint Eastwood so he can call me a pussy, punch me in the gut and tell me to man up you faggot.
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    I'd hang out with Billy Corgan and we could talk wrestling, then go for some teppanyaki!
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