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    Read it back its fucking stupid. Oh noes a below average looking man is lusting after a below average looking woman on a show shot in a fake documentary, how shocking.

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    Below average men constantly lust after the good looking chicks. The dude being average changes nothing.
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    Hes not even lusting anyway, hes in love with her, hes beyond looks mongo.

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    Everything starts with lust.
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    And don't forget most people resign themselves to a certain (realistic) level that they will pursue, and shes around his level.

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    No way. Martin Freeman is playing down for sure. You obviously don't see the ugly motherfuckers some of the "hot" women go for. He's playing down, no doubt about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by buckdiddy View Post
    Everything starts with lust.
    Not necessarily, feelings can develop from spending time with someone and getting to know them, even if there isn't a huge physical attraction.

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    But when you first see them your carnal mind thinks about sex whether you realize it or not. The first attraction has to do with how bad you wanna fuck that person. Then their is a deeper attraction dealing with personalities and whatnot.
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    cheekbone butthurt we're slagging his #1 celebrity crush ITT
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    Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry that what you just heard was "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand?

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    No I was just pointing out that yer a mong. I can't even picture her face.

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    Classic denial.
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    Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry that what you just heard was "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand?

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    Look at that pic. Martin Freeman is totally playing down.
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    Wow he might be playing down one step, is it that big of a deal? Hes in love with her, massive forehead and all, after all he can just demand she gets a fringe when they get it on for a bit of a cover up job. If it was real of course.

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    I just like saying he's playing down. I don't care if they are in love or not. Good for them.
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    I'm not arguing this anymore btw, too much SERIOUS INTERNET DEBATE for this month.

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    i.e. I got MERKED and can't take it anymore
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    This is the greatest thread derailment of all time. Who would think it would take some Dawn-bashing to bring out some serious passion from cheekbone. I'm just surprised Mousehole hasn't weighed in.
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    Scots I don't know why you're trying to shit on one of the few things that actually gets accomplished around here anymore. I get you have a history of fucking with Shaft but don't drag the whole contest down so the rest of us have to suffer if he decides it's not worth it anymore.






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    I got my own bunch of American morons in another thread.
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    And you wonder why they hate you.
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