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    How disgusting are uncircumcised wangs?

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    Borat or Bruno?

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    wow, ok

    Quote Originally Posted by n00b View Post
    Erica, on a scale of 1 to 100 how creepy do you think the questions are going to get? And who do you think will ask the creepiest?
    Probably pretty creepy, so maybe a 89? I'm not sure who will be creepiest, I'm guessing Juices because I hate him.

    Quote Originally Posted by Scotsman View Post
    As the only regular female post here, what attracts you to NPP?
    Initially, Vinny told me about this place and I was like, well I used to like wrestling so how bad could it be? And now I stay because I like you guys and I feel like I can contribute a little bit every now and then. I have a SA account but I never post because it's too big. You guys are a nice little community.

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    Why are you such an awesome person?

    Do you know anyone who tried to turn a skull into a bong and walks around town naked?
    I am awesome so many reasons. I do know someone that dug up and stole a corpse's head and tried to turn it into a bong!

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    What the hell happened to vern's sig?
    Something about fraud?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tucho View Post
    how deep is your belly button?
    Actually, I have a really deep belly button. Like, too deep. Way back when when I was a young slut, I wanted my belly button pierced and the guy told me I can't get it done because it's too deep. I wasn't too sad. But I absolutely cannot have my belly button touched under any circumstances, it makes me feel sick. I can't even look at someone touching theirs or think about it ugh I feel sick even typing it.

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    Can god make a rock so heavy that even he cannot lift it?
    Yes. Actually, probably no.

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    Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGuapo77 View Post
    Least favorite poster? Why?
    Juices. He really bothers me.

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    Did Vinny ever send out those Mix CDs? I never got mine yet
    He's still working on them!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kendergardener View Post
    Can Gerry Todd really use the words "never" and "yet" in the same sentence like that?

    What was your bat mizvah like?
    I think that sentence worked ok. I never had my bat mizvah. I don't have fanily except my parents and sister. Three of my grandparents passed away before I was 13 and both of my parents are only children, so no one would have come. Plus, I knew only one other jewish girl growing up, so I didn't have any jewish friends to invite.

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    Are you a squirter?
    Once.

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    Why do birds suddenly appear?
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    Karen Carpenter is a really sad story.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hun View Post
    Last time you shat yourself?

    Same question, only with piss.
    I don't have any recollection of pooping myself in the last 15 years, so I don't know. As for piss, I was sick this weekend and threw up with a full bladder.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ralph Malph View Post

    Do you shave down there?

    What form of birth control do you currently use?

    What is Dan Castellenta really like?

    How much do you weigh?

    How tall are you?

    How do you order your pizza?

    Was I really the biggest you'd ever had?
    1) Yes.

    2)Microgestin Fe 1/20. They're pills. and they cost 20 dollars a month. Before, I was on Yaz but it was $60 a month and made my periods wonky.

    3) Funny?

    4) Less than you.

    5) I am 5'5". I've been the same height since I was 10 years old. I was really tall until everyone started to grow, too.

    6)I like extra cheese and meatballs. Ohh, and white pizzas, I really like white pizzas.

    7) You were the smallest.


    Quote Originally Posted by Osiris View Post
    Do you like pina coladas?
    No, too sweet for me. I like gin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by surgeklick View Post
    If you were a guy for 24 hours what would you do?
    Oh my. Let's see. First I would pee standing up. Then I would jerk off. And then I'd pee on someone that I don't like's car door handles. Maybe get in a bar fight. After that, I'd just chill.

    Quote Originally Posted by Osiris View Post
    How disgusting are uncircumcised wangs?
    Not at all. I like them. I think they're kinda cool. Like, a penis wearing a scarf.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ralph Malph View Post
    Borat or Bruno?
    I fucking hate those movies. They give me terrible second hand embarrassment.


    Quote Originally Posted by Hun View Post
    Who is your daddy and what does he do?
    His name is Albert and he is the director of special education at a local high school.

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    Which npp poster would you make love to besides vin if you had to pick one? What would you do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vernitis View Post
    Which npp poster would you make love to besides vin if you had to pick one? What would you do?
    Hmmmm. Probably Buckdiddy, because he's cute but a little too young. I don't know.

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    Some background on the hose-down would be helpful.

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    Do you pee in the shower?
    What is your favorite word?
    What is your least favorite word?
    What turns you on?
    What turns you off?
    What sound or noise do you love?
    What sound or noise do you hate?
    What is your favorite curse word?
    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    What profession would you not like to do?
    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your post.

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    Have you and vinny ever made a sex tape?
    what is the dirtiest thing you have ever done?
    how great is it to be an aunt?

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    Do you hate men with meticulously trimmed beard as much as I do?

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    Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
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    Do you like getting caught in the rain?

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    Have you ever made love to a woman? I haven't.

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    Do you enjoy the taste of your own wet?

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    What was your first time like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WT View Post
    Do you pee in the shower?
    Yes, I don't see why people are grossed out by it, it goes right now the drain anyway.

    What is your favorite word?
    Perhaps.

    What is your least favorite word?
    Moist. Moooooooist.

    What turns you on?
    Being able to see boners through jeans. Not like a stranger's boner but a purposeful boner for me.

    What turns you off?
    Belly button touching and guys who won't dance.

    What sound or noise do you love?
    Leaves rustling.

    What sound or noise do you hate?
    Bells, beepings, tapping - any repetitive noise like that.

    What is your favorite curse word?
    Crapass.

    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Professional Housewife.

    What profession would you not like to do?
    Waitress, definitely.

    [B]If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?[/B
    All my old kitties are waiting inside for me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vernitis View Post
    Have you and vinny ever made a sex tape?
    what is the dirtiest thing you have ever done?
    how great is it to be an aunt?
    No. But there's some pictures floating around out there.
    I really like being an aunt. Kids were never my thing and I'm really freaked out by the idea of being pregnant. I had never even seen a baby up close, let alone hold one, before him so it's been fascinating to watch him grow. I thought he'd start kicking my maternal clock, but so far no ticking keeping me awake at night.

    Quote Originally Posted by Osiris View Post
    Do you hate men with meticulously trimmed beard as much as I do?
    Ahhhh, yes!

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    wait so it's not acceptable for me to meticulously style and trim my beard but Osiris can spend 45 minutes applying his hair gel every day

    - drew

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    Quote Originally Posted by WT View Post
    Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
    Yeah, a little bit. Why not? I suppose anything is possible. Here in Vermont, we have our own Loch Ness monster; his name is Champ and he lives in Lake Champlain. In a class I had, we had some guy come and talk to us about astral projection and he "taught" us how to do it but I've always been afraid to try it. What if I can't get back in?

    Quote Originally Posted by Osiris View Post
    Do you like getting caught in the rain?
    No! Rain makes my hair frizzy and that shit ain't fun.

    Quote Originally Posted by Vernitis View Post
    Have you ever made love to a woman? I haven't.
    No. Girls aren't my thing. I don't know, I've never been sexually attracted to a girl or even curious.

    Quote Originally Posted by Osiris View Post
    Do you enjoy the taste of your own wet?
    No. That's pretty gross. Can't say I know any girls who do.

    Quote Originally Posted by Vernitis View Post
    What was your first time like?
    Not bad, not good. It hurt. It was weird, for sure. I had just turned 16 and thought I was soooooo mature and he was quite a bit older than me.

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