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    Guess we have to blow up the rest of Pakistan now

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    Trying to think of reasonable and sensitive ways for Obama to handle this...but my brain keeps coming back to him walking down the hallway to his podium, then heaves bin Laden's wet corpse onto it (making the sound of fresh meat onto a counter) then just stares at the camera like a pissed off mountain cat.
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    This is the highest point for the PR profession and for those in the White House PR team. I would love to be in that room as they decide how to have Obama present this.
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    Rumour is killed by USAmericans in a mansion in Islamabad. US in possession of his body.
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    Yeah that's what ABC News says.

    Obama walks up to a picture of Osama, slaps a picture of the World Trade Center on over his face and says "Tonight...we fucking got him."

    That's it. That's all you need.

    Now let's bring everyone home.
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    Fuck I wish I was at the White House right now.

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    CNN just showed the people in front of the White House now singing the National Anthem and God Bless America. Not gonna lie, brought a tear to my eye.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manbooba View Post
    CNN just showed the people in front of the White House now singing the National Anthem and God Bless America. Not gonna lie, brought a tear to my eye.
    It was seriously beautiful.
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    Press conference was supposed to start at 10:30. Anyone else surprised the black guy can't show up on time?
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    Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry that what you just heard was "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand?

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    I was betrayed! My troops lacked courage... it was not my fault!

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    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ-hPNrKdZI[/ame]
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    Quote Originally Posted by anarchyutd View Post
    Now let's bring everyone home.
    Sorry, you gotta stay in Iraq- nobody ever thought he was there.
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    Even Ormie can't bring this shit down.
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    People are fucking DANCING on Pennsylvania Avenue
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    OMFG OBAMA

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    HERE HE IS
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