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    He's really taking credit for this. "I" used a lot.
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    He's the commander in chief. He damn fucking well better.

    Although I think I should probably avoid New York City for, oh, a decade or so.
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    Is it coincidence that Bin Laden was killed the same day that John Paul II was beatified?
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    He got a makeover?
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    Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry that what you just heard was "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand?

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    Decent little speech, stumbled at a few points, but then it's probably been a long ass day for him so it's understandable.
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    God Bless America! My home sweet home.

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    This special strike better be in the next COD.

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    Fucking cunts just can't just let somehting be and live in the moment. Why do I go on Facebook anymore?

    WAY TO GET HIM 10 YEARS LATER

    OSAMA'S DEAD BUT THIS PROBABLY DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING

    HOW WILL THE TEA PARTY SPIN THIS AGAINST OBAMA

    Shut. THE FUCK. Up. How do these people live with themselves every day?
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    Ironic that after decades of not being able to get Bin Laden that when shit hits the fan in Syria and people wouldn't support 3 wars we mysteriously bag Bin Laden effectively making our presence in Afghanistan unnecessary
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    Hope none of those people are on Scotsman's feed.
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    Like do these people just go through every day seeing some news and thinking "no, I cannot feel happy about this, I must be negative somehow, I MUST." It must be exhausting.
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    Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry that what you just heard was "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand?

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    Quote Originally Posted by manbooba View Post
    Is it coincidence that Bin Laden was killed the same day that John Paul II was beatified?
    heard hes been dead for a week but they had to wait on dna test and whatnot

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    Probably fake

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    Did you not hear Obama when he said he gave the order today to engage?
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    Taken from Scooter's blog

    Okay, so this isn’t exactly wrestling related…
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    Ahem...

    Osama Bin Laden was watching Extreme Rules.

    "John Cena... AGAIN??? Fuck this world, bring on the virgins. Hmmmph, bleh!"
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    Allah fuck.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cobra Commander
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    Quote Originally Posted by manbooba View Post
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    Ironic that after decades of not being able to get Bin Laden that when shit hits the fan in Syria and people wouldn't support 3 wars we mysteriously bag Bin Laden effectively making our presence in Afghanistan unnecessary
    He updated his status

    The 9/11 scapegoat is dead, so when will the Bush posse be charged for masterminding the event??
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    Earlier this evening, President Obama called to inform me that American forces killed Osama bin Laden, the leader of the al Qaeda network that attacked America on September 11, 2001. I congratulated him and the men and women of our military and intelligence communities who devoted their lives to this mission. They have our everlasting gratitude. This momentous achievement marks a victory for America, for people who seek peace around the world, and for all those who lost loved ones on September 11, 2001. The fight against terror goes on, but tonight America has sent an unmistakable message: No matter how long it takes, justice will be done.
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