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    Quote Originally Posted by robelgordo View Post
    lol pics plz?

    Just make up what they look like, its what you do best.
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    Yeah hard to imagine that they're anything other than ugly (we've seen what you look like Bendo, plus you're poor and your personality leaves something to be desired...you're not hanging around with anyone good looking).

    And not to further extrapolate and expose your unfulfilling life, but women usually live with guys in scenarios like this (friend/roommate scenarios) because they're really non threatening, They know that they'd never drunkenly sleep with you and that you're effectively another woman (gay, whatever).
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    Are you implying his life is an Australian version of Three's Company?
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    I already have my weekly Wednesday night poker cash game, so I'll definitely be keeping that. Now I just have her to take care of my drunk ass when I get home and want to get frisky. I'll be keeping Sunday afternoons for NFL football too.

    Appreciate all the advice. Especially with man chores. I've been doing everything on my own already, so I'm actually looking forward to splitting tasks up and doing less.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stapes View Post
    Yeah hard to imagine that they're anything other than ugly (we've seen what you look like Bendo, plus you're poor and your personality leaves something to be desired...you're not hanging around with anyone good looking).

    And not to further extrapolate and expose your unfulfilling life, but women usually live with guys in scenarios like this (friend/roommate scenarios) because they're really non threatening, They know that they'd never drunkenly sleep with you and that you're effectively another woman (gay, whatever).
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    The Bendo-Codie tag team. Brothers from a different mother.

    How do you feel about that Bendo? Most people don't want Codie's affiliation at all.
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    I heard roughly 6% of the world's population turns to stone if they make eye contact with either of Bender's roommates. True story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotsman View Post
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    Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, thanks Saint.
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    I wonder if you sent NPP pictures of Bender's two roommates and Stapes' soulmate, how many posters would be able to correctly identify the supermodel goddess from the Australian witch hags.
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    Interesting question: do you think his roommates are good looking? Obviously you probably don't know, but honestly speculate. I know you have to tag-team up against me to have any shot, but honestly.

    I'm still not convinced they're women, I just gave him the benefit of the doubt. Not like it really matters.
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    Stapes can you stop calling him "bendo" please? I read quickly and I keep reading it as "brando" and it is throwing me off.
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    Haha don't you brag about playing XBox all day? Just saying...
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    Scots I don't know why you're trying to shit on one of the few things that actually gets accomplished around here anymore. I get you have a history of fucking with Shaft but don't drag the whole contest down so the rest of us have to suffer if he decides it's not worth it anymore.






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    Quote Originally Posted by Stapes View Post
    Interesting question: do you think his roommates are good looking? Obviously you probably don't know, but honestly speculate. I know you have to tag-team up against me to have any shot, but honestly.
    I don't speculate on the physical attractiveness of people I haven't met. Unless they're bout to be dumped by Gerry Todd, then I assume they're ugly.
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    Do you think pretty girls like to hang around poor, bald, boring, holier-than-thou office drones? It just doesn't make sense. I mean they could at least find an exciting gay guy to spice up shopping and the clubs.

    Most likely they're below to average looking at best low level accountants or dental hygienists or something else nondescript and uninteresting.
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    Hate to be a creepy douche but I've been doing some poking around Bender's facebook and if the Album "Sydeny Trip May 2010" (lol Sydeny) is any indication, his friends seem to be good looking. One of his guy friends looks like Thomas Jane and I would bang the shit out of the chick he's with in 6 of his first 8 pictures.
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    OMGPicsplz? I'd love to be proven wrong, it so rarely happens.

    I don't want to tip my hand but this might be one of those cases where you think they're attractive and I think they're average and then we have to pretend I'm making shit up again and I'm really a loser like the rest. But I won't prejudge.



    Edit: I just reread what you posted....uhhh how likely is that one of the 'chicks' he lives with?
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    Nah man you gotta be facebook friends with Bender to see his cute Australian friends.

    And even if he's not living with her, you asked the question

    Do you think pretty girls like to hang around poor, bald, boring, holier-than-thou office drones?
    The answer, it seems, is yes.
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    I'm still gonna go with no. From your description it sounds like she is hanging around with Thomas Jane (whoever that is) and Bendo just happens to be there.
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    Nah there's pictures of Bendo, hottie, and Not-Thomas Jane (that was a bad analogy, he looks like SOMEONE but I can't decide who and it's bugging me) together from 2008. Seems like a hottie is in his inner circle of friends.
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