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    Something I need to get off my chest.

    I'm sure many of you are familiar with the absolutely delicious treat, the Cannoli.


    It is a wonderful, delightful beautiful sweet creation.

    Essentially a large shell is filled with cannoli cream. Simple. Many of chocolate chips in them, and also some might come with a chocolate shell.

    Still essentially a MAIN EVENT DESSERT.

    HOWEVER WE HAVE A PROBLEM......

    If you have gone to maybe a social gathering, a party, or some sort of event that serves desserts, you might have noticed that if cannolis are served they are being served as these monstrosities:



    BEHOLD THE DEVIL OF THE MINI CANNOLI.

    You see in order to have more of these cannolis and to allow for a more bite sized experience, we now serve a mini cannoli which is just a fraction of the size of the traditional cannoli. Here is an imagine to demonstrate:



    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

    LOOK AT THAT SMALL SHELL!!!!!

    See the problem is....is that the cream to shell ratio is much very poor in the small cannoli. There is generally a lot more shell than cannoli cream because of the small dimensions.

    THIS IS BULLSHIT. When you eat a mini cannoli you are just getting a TASTE OF DISGRACE.

    The mini cannoli is bringing down our society. We need to move on from this and restore the traditional full sized cannoli back to the top. It is a superior tasting experience and one that is being put to the back. I would much rather have 8 full sized cannolis at a party then 20 of those little shits. We can cut them in half! There are OPTIONS.

    Consider this a PSA to everyone and please fight the good fight.

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    here is an imagine
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    Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry that what you just heard was "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand?

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    They are all gross. Cheese in a desert? Fuck off.
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    Guapo, the Italian restaurant literally across my parking lot has quite possibly the best cannolis I've ever had, using candied slivered almonds as part of the shell. They will bring you back around, man.
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    Never heard of this shit before.
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    I've never actually had a cannoli before. Then again, I've never been any further east than Minnesota so it's possible I've never met an actual Italian, either.

    Guapo once again paints a passionate, slightly jumbled but hoholarious picture. Fuck a mini cannoli.
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    My friends eyetalian mother says "Holy Canoli!" All the time... That's the extent of my knowledge on canolis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Osiris View Post
    They are all gross. Cheese in a desert? Fuck off.
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    Look at this goob.
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    Kaanapali > cannolis
    Of this, there is no doubt.
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    Just because Kaanapali is better than something, doesn't make it awful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Osiris View Post
    They are all gross. Cheese in a desert? Fuck off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by anarchyutd View Post
    Guapo, the Italian restaurant literally across my parking lot has quite possibly the best cannolis I've ever had, using candied slivered almonds as part of the shell. They will bring you back around, man.
    Are they regular sized?

    If they are mini they can fuck right off.

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    Don't use my words against me.
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    Yes Guapo, they are full size.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guapo77 View Post
    Are they regular sized?

    If they are mini they can fuck right off.
    yeah, fuck off boner
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    Quote Originally Posted by Osiris View Post
    They are all gross. Cheese in a desert? Fuck off.
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    Don't like cheesecake either?
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    He prefers beefcake.


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    Cake requires neither cheese nor beef.
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    Tiramisu also has cheese. You're really missing out.
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    My vomit has cheese in it. Think I'll freeze it and send it to you.

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