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  • The amount of farts emitted by the 53-man roster of the Bengals

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  • One farts

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  • Perhaps the whole galaxy of farts

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  • A fart a day keeps the Asians away.

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Thread: The NFL 2015 Week 7 Discussion

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    YOUR TOP THREE TTG SUXK STORIES

    BENGALS ARE UNDEFEATED

    Six games into the season and the Bengals have played in blowouts, close wins and almost the whole gamut of ways a football game can be won (except the always reliable Lions don't win until the very last second). The only problem they have is they would have to play the Patriots to make it to the Superb Owl. The Empire can be defeated, but only momentarily.

    BENGALS ARE INFALLIBLE

    Bengals have also not won a playoff game since 1991, but this could be the year they change that. Nothing has made me root for a team more than TTG joining another bandwagon after the wheels have fell off.

    NATEEASY = GREATEST POSTER EVER?

    Also, big props to the NOT AS BIG BUT PRETTY BIG TOO GUY Nateeasy for his fandom. Only true fans can stay with such shitty teams until they finally become kinda good. Isn't that right NAC, Boner, Noob, Hole, Guapo?

    YOUR TOP THREE BENGALS GAMES

    OAKLAND AT SAN DIEGO

    Both teams have been playing competitive football but the six games in the division is the ultimate factor in deciding how well these teams perform. There's no doubt Rivers is just a new Marino/Moon type of QB but at some point he's gotta shit or get off the pot with this whole team if they always suck early on.

    NY JETS AT NEW ENGLAND

    Jets are 4-1. That doesn't happen often and it would be a nice story if they can up end the Pats but somehow the Pats have a +5 boost to all ratings this year. Dare to dream for another 16-0??

    PHILLY AT CAROLINA

    Carolina looked like a team that is feeling the pressure of being undefeated. It always happens with a team. The Chiefs used up all their stamina to win meaningful games in their undefeated streak a few years back and the Cardinals killed about fourteen quarterbacks in the process. The Pats of course hilariously lost after going undefeated to the weird kryptonite that is playoff Eli. But Carolina is also playing the Eagles who are somehow 3-3 with that brush fire of a team.
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    Buckdiddy is mad.

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    Bengals will not lose this week guaranteed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeisenGuy View Post
    Buckdiddy is mad.
    Lots of groundbreaking stories to cover this week. Can't let my readers down.
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    Hole is gonna be Furious. Arnold Furious.

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    He's not going to be Fast and Furious, that's for sure.
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    Thank you Buck for adequately covering all Bengals related nonsense in the opening thread.
    This week is London game 2 #theworldiswatching so I'll be on regent Street on Saturday out jumping Megatron and then taking my nephew to the game on Sunday.
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    The London game isn't on national tv in America. Only on in the local markets.

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    It's on Yahoo Serious isn't it?
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    That's right. Go stream it.
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    You still want updates on what the random crowd noises are?
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    I do indeed. I enjoyed the insider info at the Dolphins game.
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    Even though the sounds between the J-E-T-S chants were clearly your tears hitting the concrete.
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    I was not a happy chappy at the end. Going to be weird being a neutral.
    A Decade of Discourse

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    First year I went as a Niner but switched to the Jags out of pity before half time. Last yeah I was a Dolphin because fuck dem Raiders.
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    Just admit it was because you're dolphin-kin.
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    Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry that what you just heard was "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand?

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    I hope Vince Mcmahon dies

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    Yet I think Ziggler is overrated. Weird.
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    I guess it'll be Jaguars because fuck the Bills. Third game it has to be the Lions. Sorry.
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    NY JETS AT NEW ENGLAND

    Jets are 4-1. That doesn't happen often and it would be a nice story if they can up end the Pats but somehow the Pats have a +5 boost to all ratings this year. Dare to dream for another 16-0??
    I'll accept another 16-0 if it leads to another 18-1. Watching the Pats fans quietly leave the chat room as their world fell apart was comedy gold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousehole View Post
    I guess it'll be Jaguars because fuck the Bills. Third game it has to be the Lions. Sorry.
    How do we keep sending the Jags and Raiders and Lions over there and you guys haven't declared war on us yet?
    NPP Fantasy Football Legend

    Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry that what you just heard was "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand?

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    I hope Vince Mcmahon dies

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