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Thread: Dumb Things Super-Smarks (like TTG) Say (Blog of Doom Chat) 2: Electric Boogaloo

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    Quote Originally Posted by NippleAppleCrap View Post
    What a stupidly long way to go to get a shitty burn on somebody. You knowing how many seasons the character was on TV is much worse. Faggot.
    Edit: Bender also needs help as he clearly cannot read or add lulz

    Its not that complicated but i wanted to dumb it down for simpletons like you. Clearly i still made it too complicated. Long story short, there was just a 19 year period in between his parents meeting and him graduating high school (With the whole 9 months pregnancy period being in there, Bender.). Also, 9 plus 11 = 20. Still too advanced?

    I keep forgetting that you people just ain't all that bright. I can just limit these to their "the sky is falling, wwe is going out of business " ones.
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    I think everyone got it, and acknowledge it was shit.

    My maths was fine dude, you're not considering all the variables.
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    Don't turn on each other - turn on the Smarks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slappy View Post
    turn on the Smarks!

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    Amazing pic of Seth Rollins tbf tbh
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    FERRARI! The Casual Geek Thought Police Kenny_Reigns • 9 minutes ago
    In NYC, you just find a girl on her phone walking down the street and then pretend to save her from getting hit by a car when she's too busy texting.
    Bam, insta-blowjob.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKAASH View Post
    FERRARI! The Casual Geek Thought Police Kenny_Reigns • 9 minutes ago
    In NYC, you just find a girl on her phone walking down the street and then pretend to save her from getting hit by a car when she's too busy texting.
    Bam, insta-blowjob.
    GET OFF ME U CREEP
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slappy View Post
    GET OFF ME U CREEP
    Is not a pickup line no matter how much ttg wishes it were.
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    it's a BOD mutiny!

    FERRARI! The Casual Geek Thought Police Marv • 21 minutes ago
    If I add Disqus to the Geekery, do we get a mass exodus away from the BoD?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter Hitchens View Post
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    Doc Holliday Marv • 11 hours ago
    Okay, for real, it's like the whole race business, do I need to spell this out like 600 times before people remember? lol

    Yes, I am bisexual. Yes, I have touched a penis other than my own. No, I won't apologize for it or be ashamed of it.
    Doc Holliday Marv • 11 hours ago
    The first time I gave someone oral sex involved me getting accidentally teabagged. Oddly, the first time I had sex with my wife was kind of accidental too.

    Come to think of it, my sex life has a very Mr. Magoo-like quality.
    Glenn_Frogington_The_3rd • 11 hours ago
    Hey, whose an amphibian and got laid for the first time tonight.

    This guy that's who.

    It's weird over sharing time on the blog cause I gotta gloat boys

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    I DON’T THINK SHE REALLY FELL INTO A HOLE EVEN THOUGH THAT COULD HAPPEN. I THINK THE HOLES IN THE METAPHORE IN THE POEM ARE JUST HOLES OF DISPARE IN SOME ONES LIFE. I GUESS BESIDES THE TRENCHES IN PAINTBALL, I HAVE FALLEN INTO HOLES OF DISPARE IN AN EDUACTIONAL MATTER.

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    How confused do you think Vince McMahon is about Tyler Bate on a scale of 9-10? Bate is short which everyone knows Vince hates. However Vince has to love those big meaty thighs, pal!
    They're still on this "Vince hates small guys" thing? Not sure how many small guys need to win world titles for them to change their minds. (Hope this is not too complex for Bender and NAC. I can explain in further details if so. )
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    wha?
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    me and shaft own a house boat on Lake Erie
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    It's pretty straightforward.
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    I hope Vince Mcmahon dies

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    His friend raped him. He enjoyed it and shared the experience with the blog. It's written out pretty bluntly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by buckdiddy View Post
    wha?
    Indeed.
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    Unfortunately, instead of giving Mahal some strong wins they'll have him win in Honky Tonk fashion and he'll have zero credibility
    I wish I had the ability to forecast future months of booking just so I could shit on it ahead of time.
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    Haha don't you brag about playing XBox all day? Just saying...
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    Scots I don't know why you're trying to shit on one of the few things that actually gets accomplished around here anymore. I get you have a history of fucking with Shaft but don't drag the whole contest down so the rest of us have to suffer if he decides it's not worth it anymore.






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