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    Here's a recipe for making a BLT to save you dropping 10/$15/AUD$67 on one.

    Ingredients:

    Expensive as fuck artistan bread/roll. Demi baguette is a good option.
    Bacon (preferably Danish, those fuckers make great bacon. If you're in Australia, you're fucked because all your bacon is fucking shit. Also, don't use smoked bacon, unless you're a fucking grotty tart.
    Lettuce (anything but that iceberg shite)
    Beef tomato
    Butter
    Mustard
    Rapeseed oil/vegetable oil/sunflower oil/canola oil
    Salt and pepper

    Put your grill on and allow to heat
    Put bread under grill, or if using a roll/baguette, cut in half and toast the inside of that shit. Remove once slightly toasted
    Turn off grill
    Heat oil in frying pan on medium heat
    Put bacon in frying pan
    Wash lettuce and tomato
    Turn bacon when getting a bit colour on it
    Once cooked, get that bacon out of the pan and pat down with some kitchen roll (or lick the fat/oil off it)
    Turn off your stovetop
    Butter your bread
    Mustard up the bottom section of your bread
    Put some piece of your lettuce onto the mustardy piece of bread
    Slice your tomato into thick slices, place some on your lettuce
    Take bacon, put that shit onto your tomatoes
    Salt and pepper, because if you don't season your food, you're a cunt
    Put top piece of bread on
    Cut in half
    Eat



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    How much are those ingredients?
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    Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry that what you just heard was "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand?

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    $14.92

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    I'll try it this weekend thanks.
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    Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry that what you just heard was "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand?

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    You could use povo bread, which would reduce the cost of this delicious recipe to $1.55 per serving.

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    You forgot to mention vegetarian bacon in your list of acceptable bacons mate

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    Is it microwaveable? That's the top class bacon.
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    Tomatoes are TOILET RANKED
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    You get the fuck out.
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    Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry that what you just heard was "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand?

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    Veggie bacon is a crime against humanity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotsman View Post
    You forgot to mention vegetarian bacon in your list of acceptable bacons mate

    This isn't Hun Cooks For Poofs,.

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    It's actually quite good in a BLT. Just have to overdo it a bit on the mayo
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    I find that hard to believe. Plus, my recipe doesn't call for mayo.

    Put your own recipe up for Fagit BLT in your new cooking series, Food To Remove The Taste Of Taff's Spunk In Your Mouth.

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    Seriously, vegetarian bacon?

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    You couldn't eat it on it's own like regular bacon - but in the context of a BLT it's okay. Not a patch on veggie ground round tho.
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    Fuck off, Linda McCartney.

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    Why if you're vego would you bother with fake meat?
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    Dissing his family is a bit OTT.
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