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    Quote Originally Posted by n00b View Post



    Tbf my pic would just be a sonogram of a human shaped object with a massive penis. Chip off the old block.
    That's the umbilical cord, genius.

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    I think not, I lost that soon after being born.
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    I saved mine. I use it as a straw.

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    That's the penis, genius.
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    Everything does taste a little salty....

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    Hun maybe you should make a shitty blog about things your kid says
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    She's not even four months, mate, so she doesn't say anything, never mind anything worth making a blog about, shitty or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taff View Post
    Hun maybe you should make a shitty blog about things your kid says
    You probably need to move on.
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    You just guaranteed he won't.
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    Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry that what you just heard was "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand?

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    I hope Vince Mcmahon dies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boner View Post
    You just guaranteed he won't.
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    It's not even Christmas and you're already posting Easter pics???
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    Haha don't you brag about playing XBox all day? Just saying...
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    Scots I don't know why you're trying to shit on one of the few things that actually gets accomplished around here anymore. I get you have a history of fucking with Shaft but don't drag the whole contest down so the rest of us have to suffer if he decides it's not worth it anymore.






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    Another downside - mother-in-law constantly visiting. Vile woman.

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    I guarantee I win that one.
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    My mother in law is pure dead so not got that as an issue.
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    The sitcoms were right!
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    Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry that what you just heard was "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand?

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    How I Met Your Dead Mother?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hun View Post
    She's not even four months, mate, so she doesn't say anything, never mind anything worth making a blog about, shitty or not.
    So your child isn't even four months old and you've already declared a gender for it?
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    Haha don't you brag about playing XBox all day? Just saying...
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    Scots I don't know why you're trying to shit on one of the few things that actually gets accomplished around here anymore. I get you have a history of fucking with Shaft but don't drag the whole contest down so the rest of us have to suffer if he decides it's not worth it anymore.






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    Aye, I'm a monster

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    She wears pink too

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    Is she into wrestling yet
    Taffs super cool site!






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