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    Single moms wishing themselves a happy Father's day is dumb as shit. What a bunch of self important whores.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boner View Post
    This sounds more accurate, but I don't remember her pissing anywhere, just her tits.
    I reread the thread and Fiesty states that it was her mum, CHL was right all along.






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    Happy Father's day to the npp pops.
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    First tooth, first crawl, and first Pirates game all this week.

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    I dunno why, but it's not Father's Day here until first Sunday in September.
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    Quote Originally Posted by robelgordo View Post
    I dunno why, but it's not Father's Day here until first Sunday in September.
    Why not celebrate them both
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kappa View Post
    First tooth, first crawl, and first Pirates game all this week.
    Not sure you should be punishing a kid for learning to crawl and gaining a tooth man.
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    Welcome, Lou.

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    He's already comparing his child to food. This cannot be a promising start.
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    Watching a German stream of the tennis while my recently-one-year-old sleeps on my chest makes some of the shit worthwhile.

    Not all of it, mind

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    Question for NPP folks that have more than one child:

    Why?

    Seriously, I don't get it.

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    Manbooba had too many kids and they took away his Internet privileges
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hun View Post
    Question for NPP folks that have more than one child:

    Why?

    Seriously, I don't get it.
    Increasing my odds that someone will care for me when I'm old, have short-term memory loss, and shitting my pants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hun View Post
    Question for NPP folks that have more than one child:

    Why?

    Seriously, I don't get it.
    It's definitely a good question. We were ok with having just one. When our son turned 6, we decided to get off birth control. Not really planning, but not preventing either. My wife was pregnant within a few weeks. We told ourselves, "it's ok. We can definitely handle one more." We found out a month later it was twins. I'm not sure what word would adequately describe the happy/scared/shocked feeling i had.

    But in all honesty, the next one is somewhat easier because you have somewhat of an idea of what you are doing. No class can prepare you for the first child so you are constantly being overwhelmed and confused. There's a sense of familiarity the second time around.


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    I DON’T THINK SHE REALLY FELL INTO A HOLE EVEN THOUGH THAT COULD HAPPEN. I THINK THE HOLES IN THE METAPHORE IN THE POEM ARE JUST HOLES OF DISPARE IN SOME ONES LIFE. I GUESS BESIDES THE TRENCHES IN PAINTBALL, I HAVE FALLEN INTO HOLES OF DISPARE IN AN EDUACTIONAL MATTER.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hun View Post
    Question for NPP folks that have more than one child:

    Why?

    Seriously, I don't get it.
    We're about 98% on going the only child route. We had some losses, and the wife's pregnancy was rough, so we're not too keen on going through that again.

    Plus, the kid is super good and we don't want to risk the odds of having a dud.

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    What's known as "a Mousehole."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kappa View Post
    We're about 98% on going the only child route. We had some losses, and the wife's pregnancy was rough, so we're not too keen on going through that again.

    Plus, the kid is super good and we don't want to risk the odds of having a dud.
    Yeah we are one and done also.

    I'm fairly satisfied at n00blets chances of world domination. A sibling would just distract him.

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    Mrs Hun claims having a playmate for Hun Jr would be nice, but I'm just like fuck going through this again but with a toddler causing havoc too. She also thinks the same, to be fair, so one and done seems likely, but you never know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boner View Post
    What's known as "a Mousehole."
    Big Daddy Dud
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter Hitchens View Post
    Opinion Polls are a device for influencing public opinion, not a device for measuring it. Crack that and it all makes sense.

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