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    ZIMA'S BACK FOR
    A LIMITED TIME!
    "NO WAY!" YOU SAY TO WHICH WE SAY, "YES WAY!"

    BUT WE'RE ONLY BACK IN TIME FOR A LIMITED TIME, SO DRINK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR CHILL. YOU IN OR WHAT?

    WHEN YOU DRINK A ZIMA, YOU’RE TASTING A GOOD TIME. THE GOLDEN CHILD OF 1994, ZIMA OWNED THE DECADE.

    THEN, ZIMA WENT AWAY. IT BOUNCED. BUMMER, RIGHT? YEAH, TOTAL BUMMER. BUT ZIMA’S BACK FOR A LIMITED TIME, ALRIGHT? THE CLASSIC CITRUS FLAVOR INSIDE THAT COOL, CLEAR BOTTLE.

    http://www.zima.com



    Q: What is ZIMA?
    A: ZIMA JUST IS. WHY QUESTION IT. GO WITH THE FLOW. BUT FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO KNOW, ZIMA IS A REFRESHING CITRUS ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE THAT'S LIGHT AND OH SO CLEAN. IT'S 5% ABV AND ONLY AVAILABLE FOR A LIMITED TIME.

    Q: Why is ZIMA back?
    A: WELL IN SOME PLACES, WE NEVER LEFT. LIKE JAPAN. WE’RE HUGE IN JAPAN. BUT YEAH, WE’RE HERE BECAUSE YOU ARE, AND YOU DESERVE TO EXPERIENCE THIS THING, EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR ONE INCREDIBLE ZUMMER.

    Q: How long is ZIMA available?
    A: YOU KNOW HOW SUMMER STARTS, AND IT SEEMS LIKE IT’S GOING TO JUST LAST FOREVER? AND THEN, JUST LIKE THAT, IT’S OVER? ZIMA’S ONLY AROUND FOR A LIMITED TIME, TOO...ZIMA’S LIKE SUMMER.

    Q: Who had the best big splash?
    A: MARK HENRYS WORLDS STRONGEST SLAM
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    ZIMA!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Hot damn. They pulled it from the market like a month before I turned 21 so this is awesome

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