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    From now front page top wrestlers list


    #11: Chris Benoit
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    Real Name:*Christopher Michael Benoit

    (In)Famous Gimmicks:*The Pegasus Kid, The Crippler, The Rabid Wolverine.

    When you look back at every wrestlers in-ring career, itâ€s hard to picture a wrestler more deserving of being a household name than Chris Benoit. Voted Best Technical Wrestler 5 times by the Wrestling Observer, Benoit was one of the extremely rare wrestlers that never phoned it in, and could have a great match with anybody. Well, except Billy Gunn. Chris Benoit was undoubtedly one of the most amazing performers in the history of wrestling, and he ultimately did become a household name, even more famous than the likes of Hulk Hogan or “Stone Coldâ€� Steve Austin.
    Benoit was never more famous than Hogan or Stone Cold. Ask your mothers who Hulk Hogan is? Then ask them who Benoit is. 100% of them will know Hogan. Maybe 5% will know Benoit. Yeah he was on the news for 2-3 days for killing folk. Hogan was the face of wrestling for thirty fucking years you dumb fucks. How many times was Benoit on Johnny Carson? Leno? How many Vh1 reality shows did he have? Which one of them was in a Rocky movie? Did Benoit have his own Saturday morning cartoon?

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    How many times did Benoit fight Mr.T or Andre?

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    Dinosaurs and Hulk.

    You ever see Benoit and Hulk?

    Don't think so.


    Edit:

    I meant Dinosaurs and Benoit.
    Last edited by nateeasy; 10-31-2017 at 05:32 PM.

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    Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry that what you just heard was "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand?

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    I hope Vince Mcmahon dies

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    Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry that what you just heard was "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand?

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    I hope Vince Mcmahon dies

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    this is making me very uncomfortable.
    The UNDISPUTED MAH-JONG SOLITAIRE CHAMP!!

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    Nate has a point tbf.
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    I was like ¨Why the fuck did I put Benoit at #2?¨then I remembered I probably had Raven first. Good call by me.

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    Benoit was a good wrestler, I still have his action figure at my parents house

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    I proibably have his action figure too somewhere. The only one I display in my room is a Raven one from the WWF Draft series, standing on a platform, with a WCW World Title Belt that WT sent to me in some secret santa a while back.

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    Before WT started the gender reassignment process.
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    I don't even know where the front page is.
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    Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry that what you just heard was "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand?

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    I hope Vince Mcmahon dies

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    I know, right!
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    Sorry, I used it to line the bird cage.

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