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    If you're too lazy, you can go to the old forums and Copy/Paste your old response.

    Here was my old one:

    I'm GRAEME, aka SCOTSMAN, and the reason these boards exist today. I apologize for that.

    I am married to Janise, have a son called Mason who is 3 and a half, and have another kid on the way, a girl. We do not have a name picked out yet. I told my wife it is because I am superstitious, and that if we name the baby before it is born I am sure it will die. In reality, I just can think of better ways than spending my night going "HOW ABOUT CHLOE? WHAT ABOUT AMANDA??". I am an overprotective father, and once threw a kid about five feet in a McDonalds Playplace, because he swung a punch at Mason or something similar. He was black however, so nobody seemed to mind.

    I am 26 years old, although don't feel it in the least, and think it is really weird when I am reminded that I am TWENTY FUCKING SIX.

    I used to do IT & Web Design for a living working for the government, however quit my job to pursue playing poker for a living. Along the way, I picked up a second career which is promoting gambling sites, be it poker, casinos, sportsbooks or bingo. To quickly clarify what this means....if you visit one of my sites, then sign up for a casino via it, I will earn money based on how much you will lose. So if you deposit $1000 and lose that, I will earn 30%-60% of that amount. Basically, I profit from peoples gambling addictions and weaknesses, and love every second of it! I also work under the pseudonym "Dealer Dan", and run the Dealer Dan Gaming Network at http://www.dealerdangaming.com I have one employee(not Risto!) and am very happy in this position, and hope things don't change, despite the US Government being Nazi Fascist Bastards and all, pushing through bills that the majority of politicians are opposed to.

    I own my own house, and anyone who used to read Scotsmanality will remember the crackheads in this neighbourhood. Things have actually all cleaned up, and it happened after my neighbours(Corky) left. When I say "left", I mean "sent to prison" after killing a man in my driveway...a man who had escaped from prison and was hiding out at their house. Oh I miss those nice people! I am going to be house shopping next year for a place in the country.

    I probably have some sort of addiction to sports betting, but I keep winning so I'm not too concerned about it.

    I quit drinking two years this July, and I go to a male massage therapist once a week and have him rub his hands all over my naked body for an hour. It rules.

    I also have SIX people on my ignore list at IL, with the newest addition being Taff . It makes the IL experience a lot more pleasant.
    That was on April 12 of this year. Since then....

    - Still married. Mason turns four on November 14th, and I have a daughter, Ella.

    - Still do the gambling affiliate stuff. Still planning to house shop, but theres work that has to be done on this house first. Gotta blow a wonderful $10k on that at least over the next month wheeee.

    - Still winning at the sports betting. Got into writing "bots" that help predict what I should bet. In reality it's just an excuse for me to bet more.

    - I drank once or twice, then I quit again. I've also quit smoking. Sunday, September 16th was the last day I smoked. Hopefully I keep that up.

    - I now have no-one on my ignore list, because being the admin I probably should keep an eye on these forums more.

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    That's why I went with initials.

    My name is WT Harmon, I was born and reside in Lawrence, Ks, and I'm a cartoonist. I can call myself that thanks to this:



    That's the first dollar I ever made off of my comic, and it takes a position of prominence on my Wall of Awesome between my autographed photos of Captain Murphy and Estelle Getty.

    Since I've been here I've worked for KB Toys, as Assistant Dispatcher at a trucking company, and unloading trucks at Wal-Mart. All of them sucked to varying degrees, but I'm going to have to get a new Day-Job soon because giving Plasma isn't a sufficient form of income.

    In my leisure time I read books and comics, I watch wrestling & Scrubs and I enjoy the occasional video game. I don't drink, smoke or do any drugs. My family has a history of alcoholism and I have an addictive personality, so I don't chance it.

    Let me see if I can go through all my embarrassing stories in one shot so we can get them out of the way: I don't really have a lazy eye but when I first got here I posted a picture that looked like I did, so it stuck. I've since lost much of the weight, but I used to clock in at around 230. I'm down to 185. As you can see above, I can't do anything about the ugly. My first girlfriend cheated on me with men, women and a snake. My second one convinced me to give her a Northern Lights Suplex to unwittingly abort our unborn child. My third and most recent girlfriend (who happened to be my Fianc? , as I still have an engagement ring on layaway) got pregnant and said to me "And you have no reason to believe it's not yours." Then she cheated on me with a giant black guy, a Mexican janitor, two of her ex boyfriends and her best female friend all in a twenty four hour span.

    Edit: Taff says I should link the comic, mostly because he's the co-star. Kak's in there too. So Keyguard Active. Enjoy.
    There's not much else to account for since then. I did a little work here and there, but I've still yet to go back to the full time employment grind. I'm still single, but not without a couple of uneventful hickups along the way.

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    I share too much

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    Hi!

    I'm Simon. I like stuff, sometimes I post about them.

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    I am Skooch and I will soon be the Tetris Champion. I'm born, bred and bored in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Currently 29 years old and I'm a Leo.

    EDIT: Tetris Champion I AM!

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    I am 27 years old and I live in Lubbock, TX where I am employed at a university. I am currently working on a Masters degree in Religion and will soon start a PhD in History. I have been married for almost five years and I have a son who is three and a half. I am still a glorified lurker but have enjoyed reading and occasionally posting for the past few years.

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    I am Dave, aka 212, Disco Douche, Gerry Todd, Disco Dave and various other names. I am fat, bitter, middle aged and Canadian. I am still better than you.

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    You really aren't.

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    I'm Luke, 24, and generally too lazy to post much.

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    23/m/sco

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon Mac View Post
    You really aren't.
    Says the Dana Carvey lookin Golden Showers kid....

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    I'm Kender. I'm a college student from Texas living in New York. My proudest achievement is creating the superfantastic smiley.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-K- View Post
    23/m/sco
    4/f/Morocco... allegedly

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    I don't feel the need to do this as I am a legend.

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    Crumbley can write up your entry for you.
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    Show me a recipe that calls for an 1/8th of a can of anything and I'll admit that I lost an arguement to Ormie.


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    That might be mildly entertaining.

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    I'm TL. I've been around since Scotsmanality before there was a forum, and fondly remember trolling radioKAOS for several hours on the old chatbox. For a time I was a mod and sometime contributer to Scotsmanality. Me and Mikey were tight then. It's been quite some time since we've spoken. I made the IWC 100 and won 3 Silver Scotsmans. I came and went from IL a couple of times.

    I'm 23, single, live in New Jersey. I'm a front desk manager at a hotel. I drink sometimes, and just recently quit smoking. I don't do drugs.

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    My name is Joey, I'm the Pac Man King, The King Of Swing and the Crown Prince Of Schwing. I'm into watersports, action figure collecting and Pizza. I have a creepy laugh and a very hairy face. I don't take time out to meditate because I believe that existence is meditation. I enjoy rainbows and walking around my backyard naked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TL View Post
    Me and Mikey were tight then.
    I miss you Hopper. PM me (if we can do that here), I have a new AIM name.

    Hi, I'm Mikey. I'm 25, own my own house (HARD WORK ALL THE WAY!~), and have played that snake game over 100 times in 24 hours failing horribly to get a high score.

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