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    Rocket Launcher arm at the end of the film is that whole @

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    That's the horrible part. Without the end it would have been @@ 1/2.

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    Benchwarmers: 4 Out Of 5 Stars

    It's a retarded script with generic dialog but fuck me in the ass if I didn't belly laugh a good 8 or 9 times. I even got into the sentiment of the movie. It's a comedy and it made me laugh. Fuck it.


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    Superbad: 3/5 it was funny a few times, mainly the cops. The fat kid was kinda annoying.

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    That's not the title of the film, unless it's some porn variant.
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    Lord Of War: ***1/2

    I caught the start of it when I was channel hopping on Saturday and never felt the desire to switch over. Surprisingly good film.

    Commando: *****

    Disagree? Fuck you.
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    Lord of War is awesome. Cage always does an underrated movie for every overrated movie. Another one for me is Bringing Out the Dead. Both are awesome.

    I didn't even have a problem with Leto in Lord or War. At the beginning I thought he was kind of an odd choice, but as the character progressed, it seemed more fitting.
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    Lord of War is **** easy. That opening sequence is cool and the Lord of War is awesome, also.
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    Quote Originally Posted by n00b View Post
    Commando: *****

    Disagree? Fuck you.
    Hahaha, I can't in good conscience give it *****, but it's a classic.

    I started watching The Island on tele tonight, it seemed ok but then the rugby started so I switched over. Reviews anyone? I want to know if I should bother renting it to see the 2nd half.

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    White Chicks: 1 Out Of 5 Stars.

    Awfull gags, the makeup and prostethics are so fuckin lame. The certain base humor stuff made me laugh but the normal jokes were just so bad. I would choose it over How High though, if the blacks backed me into a corner.

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    Joey why do you watch so many bad movies? You have to know they're going to suck.
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    Alot of times I wanna watch a movie and i'll just have shit in the reserves.

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    I didn't even make it through white chicks.

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    I don't know if I ever reviewed Delta Farce, but it wasn't that bad at all. It felt like a fine 80's comedy. 2 and a half stars.

    JIOMR Revised Rating: 54

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    Collateral - ***1/2

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    Quote Originally Posted by robelgordo View Post
    Hahaha, I can't in good conscience give it *****, but it's a classic.
    Have you watched it recently? I'd not seen it for years and just decided to record it on a whim. It's one of those films that get better with age because the older they are the less realistic you expect them to be. The throwaway lines are great ("I let him go") and Bennett is an Aussie legend complete with chainmail wifebeater and possibly the best quote in film history (see my sig).

    I stand by my 5 stars and say it's the second best Arnie movie ever, second only to Predator.

    Edit: Also, I'd give Collateral **** for having the best character Tom Cruise has ever played. The kickass nightclub scene is a standout moment for me.
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    It was good, just didn't like the ending very much.

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