Written by Scotsman
Welcome to my last XBox 360 Achievement Article for at least two weeks. Due to an upcoming trip as well as work, I most likely won’t be able to play the 360 for the next couple of weeks sadly.
That’s okay – March is where it’ll all begin, and where Scotsman for the 3rd year in a row, overcomes the odds and takes his first big steps towards completing the challenge.
Or fails miserably. It could happen!
Alright so first the bad news – it was my birthday. So Risto went out and bought us both that 50 Cent game to play. It’s actually not bad news – that’s a game where I’ll easily be able to get 1000/1000 and all 46 achievements – it just means short-term, it affects my score negatively.
I already picked up 14 of the 46 achievements required in that game, as we got up to and beat Mission 4. We’ll probably wrap that up near the end of February.
I played Arkanoid Live with Mason, and we beat the game for the achievement for beating the game in co-op. 6 achievements left on that one.
I also played Uno and OH MY. I had to play online for some achievements and it’s a webcam game and um yes, there is lots of men with their PENISES dangling as they play. Interesting. One person spent the whole time jerking off. Very weird. I got a ton of achievements in this for playing 40 reverse cards, playing 40 skip cards etc. I only need 2 – win 40 games(easy), and win 10 4 player games online(quite difficult because if someone drops out, it doesnt count). Plus you know – the penises.
Played a bit more of Modern Warfare 2. Got all the way up to The Gulag and beat that, on veteran of course, and got a bunch of achievements along the way like kill 2 rappelling enemies in a row, kill 6 enemies with thermal weapon and use a riot shield to beat the crap out of someone. Hopefully beat that game in February. Sad to say out of the 45 Intel items I have only found 1 so far, so I will have to play through it again just for that.
Me and Mason played some more Bakugan, and I spent at least 30,000 Bakugan points at the store, as well as won 5 timing battles in a row. Actually quite a fun game. 38 more achievements needed in that one, and I believe I can get them all.
That’s it for me.
Last Week:
Scotsman: 51.16%
Risto: 66.75%
This Week:
Scotsman: 51.63%
Risto: 66.23%
So for the 3rd successive week, Risto actually drops in percentage while I gain. Small gains -but it counts.


FYI the drops for Risto are mainly because his percentage is so high, it affects him more.
Like if there was 100 achievements total to be got, and I had 50 and he had 70, well I'd have 50% and he'd have 70%.
Now lets say 10 more unobtained achievements get added to both lists. My completion percentage drops to 45.6%(50/110) however Ristos drops to 63.6%(70/110) which is a bigger drop.
Yea I remember PCC talking about UNO becoming some weird dude pick-up chatroom. How he came to know this we can only speculate.
The best was one guy that kept msging me over and over "Show yourself on webcam" then tried to add me to friends list. I politely declined.
you didnt need to tell everyone about that
LOL. Uno Penis.
10,000 pantaloonies to the person who can find the post where I talk about Uno being a weird dude pick-up chatroom.
this post doesnt count
I'd heard that UNO game rooms were a bit fruity, but I assumed people had there own little rooms to get freaky on, they actually play the game while jerking off?
Still to unlock a single achievement in 2010. All I've been playing is the odd MW2 multiplayer game, although I'll download the Assassin's Creed 2 DLC, although there's no achievements for that anyway.
I'm happy I don't have a cam for the 360...
Try the partner Uno. You have a 50% chance of winning. Ill play some with you. I need ten wins as well.
NCAA FB 07 unlocked 44 achievements. Now at 48/50.
Simpsons unlocked 29 achievements to get me to 32/44.
I knocked these 3 games off my list to play. Leaving 26 games still remaining.
Started Mass Effect 2 which added 50 achievements possible but have already unlocked 20.
My achievement percentage has gained 3.62% since Jan 6th.
I think I'm gonna start playing through Red Faction: Gorilla again this week, for the 2 achievements it'll get me. Also some work to do on multiplayer. Hopefully I can find people to boost it with as the last time I tried it was near unplayable due to lag.
on no regional searching.
Might get the DLC for it as well, not that it counts towards our challenge.
Taff also has Uno and needs achievements. Maybe we can all get together. We really do need 4 people because if one person drops out during a game(and they often do if losing) then no achievement.
Hope everyone has cams tho, we can all wank off together
Webcams.

Guys wanking.
Can't wait to write that part of the trip report
hahahahahaha I cant believe we spent a good hour doing that.
How wide can you open YOUR mouth?
haha the pausing to type was the best
and that kid who just wouldnt give up the hope for boobs
I've also got Uno if you need a fourth.
I am good anytime as long as I have some advanced notice. You guys figure out a day and time that suits your schedules and timezones I will be there. Saturday maybe as I know rach is away.
Can't promise I won't have my cock out at one point though.
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I can promise cock.
So you'll be on the webcam then.
I'll do Uno when you guys want to, I need a few chieves also.
Taff when is good for you?
anytime from 6pm gmt - 2am gmt friday, anytime till about 2am gmt saturday
I've got UNO on an arcade disk with some others that I never bothered installing. Cam to
Although considering we couldn't even get that game of fucking worms going that time, I don't hold out much hope for it.
About halfway through Red Faction: Guerrilla. One of the radio missions in Dust wouldn't spawn, you need it for an achievement, so fingers crossed it works once I finish the game or I'll be most unimpressed.
Cam to what?
wish we'd played more of that burnout game where it shows their cam when you crash into someone
Just noticed they put Red Faction: Guerrilla clothing up in the avatar store. I like that they have time to do that, but not to patch their buggy game. Cunts.
lol me and Taff spent about 20 minutes going through all the avatar clothing pointing out the gay shit Nibbles would buy.
Wow that makes us sound pretty sad.
nah the wanking bit was worse